I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom.
This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.)
Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen.
Ships in this book include:...
-In the Cupid Chat- Tanaka- okay guys- our first victims are noya and asahi!
Terushima- I thought noya was your boyfriend
Kuroo- wait- your not dating noya?!
Tanaka- ah- no of course not!
Terushima- damn y'all were really cute!
Kuroo- I know right! The little looks they give each other during games
Terushima- omg and how they someone always manage to touch each other
Kuroo- I swear they are the Iwaizumi and oikawa of karasuno except no abusive
Terushima- lmaooo ive never met them but they seem chill
Kuroo- this is iwa-
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Terushima- holy shit I'd hit it!
Kuroo- honestly mood
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Terushima- ooo he seems like someone who thinks he's all that but is still cute
Kuroo- he has a flat ass... but I did military training with him and — haha If he asked I wouldn't say no.
Terushima- hey flat asses need love too. What about his dick size?
Kuroo- We can ask iwa in the everyone chat later
Terushima- that chat needs a new name
Kuroo- tell oikawa that lmao
Tanaka- ............
Terushima- OH RIGHT! okay sorry Tanaka
Kuroo- oh right lol what do you want us to do
Tanaka- ugh- this is why I get noya to help me
Kuroo- then why didn't you?
Tanaka- well... to be honest, when I offered I expected him to jump in and say he wanted to help. But he didn't
Terushima- Aww I'm sorry bro if I woulda known-
Tanaka- it's okay...
Kuroo- wait so then do you like him- be honest
Terushima- yeah man if we're gonna be the Cupid team we can't have no secrets
Tanaka- well, how come I'm the only one who has to tell secrets
Kuroo- I watch kenma when he sleeps and kiss his forehead
Terushima- I masturbated to that photo of Iwaizumi
Kuroo- wha-
Terushima- no secrets
Tanaka- um. Well okay. I didn't honestly think I liked noya. I mean I was fine when asahi said he had a crush on him. Then noya said he liked someone on the team and my heart jumped. Then I kinda got a little- ya know.. I don't know. When we hung out the other day, I realized how close we were when were together.
Kuroo- closer than oikawa and Iwaizumi
Tanaka- oikawa sits on Iwaizumi lap... so no.. but like still
Kuroo- yeah ik what you mean.
Terushima- wait then why are we trying to set him up with asahi? He's your man
Tanaka- cause he doesn't like me like that. He's totally in love with asahi. I mean he won't play volleyball unless asahi does
Terushima- damn
Kuroo- okay well how about- we don't set them up?
Tanaka- i already promised asahi I would help
Kuroo- so? Lmao god can find someone new
Terushima- bro- I knew he looked familiar
Tanaka- but-
Kuroo- lets work on another couple. Either Hinata and kageyama or Iwaizumi and oikawa
Terushima- we need more people to talk in that chat man. Cause I swear when I played a match with karasuno daichi and that grey haired guy seemed so close but they never talk
Kuroo- FAX
Tanaka- oh mom and dad?
Kuroo- hUh?
Terushima- wait what lmao
Tanaka- our whole team calls them mom and dad :) we want them to be together so yes. I say let's do them!
Kuroo- parents first!
Terushima- alright bettttt. So how do we get them together?
Tanaka- truth or dare?
Kuroo- fuck marry kill?
Terushima- brutal force?
Tanaka- ah-
Kuroo- taking about iwa?
Terushima- hes my idol ❤️
Tanaka- get some sleep I'll think of something. Also- Kuroo delete iwa picture before terushima runs out of children...
