-in Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- I have nothing to do with my life anymore
Tanaka- what lmao
Oikawa-well..
Noya- you good bro
Oikawa- iwa mom hates me :(
Noya- Tanaka sister loves me 👍:)
Tanaka- noya thats not helping
Noya- oh sorry
Makki- I hate when oikawa is sad
So come pick me up and we'll go pick out an alien plushie
Mattsun- I'll pay
Oikawa- really
Makki- yeah.. your our captain
Mattsun- we gotta keep your head in the game
Oikawa- I mad happy now
Kenma- ew
Oikawa- :(
Kuroo- hey kenma 😉
Kenma- ....what...?
Kuroo- how about you drop that towel so I could take a Pikachu
Kenma- ....
Bokuto- omg😂😂
Akaashi- I- no.. kenma no
Kenma- but Pokémon
Hinata- wait I don't get it
Kageyama- hang on my mom said read it slowly
Kuroo- YOU SHOWED THAT TO YOUR MOM?!
Tanaka- wait guys let's do the worst pickup lines ever
Bokuto- are you corona? Cause I'd really like to take you out
Akaashi- ....
Kenma- pdofofptot 2020 survivors be like 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😔
Oikawa- I'm wheezing
Kuroo- kenma I love you
Yaku- are you fortnite? Cause I'd ignore my wife and play you all day
Kenma- OMG I LIKE THAT ONE
Iwaizumi- wtf
Lev- wife? Lolll
Makki- no why- omg
Mattsun- bro no when fortnite was a thing it caused people to start divorcing bro
Makki- ik😂
Mattsun- omg 😂
Kenma- Kuroo
Kuroo- what's up baby?
Kenma- you won't ever divorce me because of a game right?
Kuroo- right! 👍❤️
Kenma- okay ❤️
Noya- I'm not weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
Kageyama- nO
Tanaka- it's funnier because he's a bottom
Bokuto- omg yes
Terushima- I honestly laughed water out of my nose
Mad dog- omg stupid
Hinata - are you my dad? Cause I wanna see you in my house again
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...
