Tanaka- wait wait hang on
Noya- are you dating Ushiwaka?
Tendou- no! I may or may not have cheated on him
Terushima- oop big surprise there
Tendou- :( be nice and call me senpai like you use too
Terushima- fuck off
Mad dog- ew
Tendou- wait are you Terushimas Boyfriend~ so you actually have your phone back
Mad dog- I wanna kick your ass
Tendou- Teru your new bf is kinky~
Oikawa- so can I kick him now
Tendou- wait don't I enjoy being here
Oikawa- 🔫
Iwaizumi- chillll Tooru
Oikawa- iwachan
Iwaizumi- shhhh
Kuroo- fine whatever
Kenma- ew don't talk to me
Tendou- why not tiny
Kuroo- ...... your fucked
Akaashi- WXCUSE ME!!?!!?? Wtf did you just call him?! You wanna get your ass beat huh huh? Do ya? I'll kick it so FUCKING far that you'll have less ass than Oikawa. Talk about Kenma ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
Bokuto- that's my husband guys^
Kuroo- mhm yes. We love him.
Kenma- thank you kashi ❤️
Akaashi- yes ❤️
Kuroo- ❤️❤️ we always protect you
Bokuto- yes sir ❤️
Tendou- ..........
Oikawa- yeah don't fuck with us
You Ushiwaka fucker
Tendou- ONE TIME
And my newest boyfriend is the best of all my boyfriend
Mad dog- your downgraded
Tendou- least I get to have sex
Mad dog- we have sex
Tendou- whattttt no way
You guys actually fuck
Mad dog- I wouldn't call it that but yes
Tendou- what would you call it thennnn???
Making love?
Awww Teru
Terushima- leave me alone omg
Mad dog- ignore him babe you got me ❤️
Makki- when mad dog gets sweet I have to look outside to see if there's any pigs flying
Mattsun- no he actually looked out the window
Mad dog- in the words of Tanaka
Suck
My
P
P
Tanaka-HEHEHEHEHHE SUCK MY PP BITCHES
Noya- is that an offer
Tanaka - no a demand
Noya- KINKY
Kuroo- kenma
Kenma- Suck my pp Kuroo
Kuroo- WHEN AND WHERE
Kenma- THAT WAS NOT ME
THAT WAS BOKUTO
I WOULD never ever SAY THAT
Bokuto- lol sorry but his phone was just like RIGHT THERE
Akaashi- lol he literally grabbed it soooo fast
Bokuto- I ZOOMED~
Kenma- ....😡:/
Tendou- so
Kuroo- um
Hinata- well now-
Kageyama-oikawa start a convo
Oikawa- why me
Yaku- aliens are kinda stupid
Lev- they aren't real
Oikawa- 🔫😡✌️😳✌️😡🔫😳😡😡😡😳😡😳😊🔫🔫🔫😳😡😳😳😂😂😡😳😳😡😡😳😡🔫🔫🔫🔫😳😡😡😳😳. EXCUSE FUCKING ME
Yaku- that's what I thought
Iwaizumi- oh god please don't get him started I beg of you
Oikawa- iwachan,
stay
Out
Of
It
Makki- omg I'm leaving
Mattsun- same I'mma go play call of duty
Terushima- I'mma go pout on mad dogs couch
Tendou- wait you still haven't answered my dm :(
Terushima- Ik.
Mad dog- Teru
Terushima- hUh
Mad dog- come here
Terushima- where are you?
Mad dog- in my bathroom upstairs. Don't let my dad see you
Terushima- I'll bribe your sister to cover for me
Mad dog- smart
Tanaka- shiii
Noya- I've done that
Tanaka- wait what
Noya- what
Tanaka- 😡
Noya- ❤️
Tanaka - 💔
Noya- nuuuu stoppp
Tendou- anyone ever had their boyfriend strip in front of them Like really slowly
Hinata- yeah
Kageyama- yeah.
Lev- yeah.
Yaku- it- yeah-
Kuroo- these damn first years getting more ass than me
Yaku- I AM NOT A FIRST YEAR
Kuroo- well I mean... you kinda look like one
Kenma- Oop- Kuroo run
Akaashi- bout to get his ass kicked
Yaku- ok.
You know what.
Wait till Monday.
Im kick your dick so damn hard
As soon as you walk in the door.
Just
BAM
Kuroo- 😳
Yaku- ✌️🔫
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...
