Attack On Titan Preferences And Oneshots

Story Time Part 3

Let's hope that this makes up for how horrible I've been

I'm so sorry

- right so it's the holidays now, so I'll just talk about what's been happening so far

windexackerman34 (Dwaine), Jessie and I went to see Incredibles 2 aka Thicc Helen's movie and that the end of it when we were walking out, Dwaine just,, fucking yeets the popcorn box at the bin and it fucking explodes everyone all over the floor. Dwaine promptly ran out the door as I collapsed choking on laughter as Jessie staggers around behind me. When I found the strength to walk out of the cinema, Dwaine was all the way down the hall, saying "I regretted it immediately" and I just fell to my knees again because it went fucking everywhere mate

Later in the week, Dwaine, Jessie and I were gonna go again to our shopping centre and muck around causing mayhem everywhere. We were to meet at 10am and leave at 12pm. Jessie arrived at 9.55am, Dwaine arrived at 10.40am, and I arrived at 11.50am, having slept in. I felt incredibly bad, and I am not going to elaborate. So later, when I was finally there, I was talking about the succulent dream that had been consuming my mind mere hours ago; how my dream self had been trying to convince Dwaine about how the older human Bambi... was attractive... and how I'd fucking married him or some shit.,, and then Dwaine just shrieks out, and these were my words, "BAMBI WAS FIT!?" in the middle of the KFC line, surrounded by people and children. Not my best move. It only got worst as later, sex offender Jessie was.. talking about some questionable topics before finally brushing against the topic.. of... little girls.. and.. Dwaine thoughtfully looked off in to the distance, which also happened to be right at a little girl, and muttered something like "I see a snacc". Jessie choked on his Mountain Dew slushie and I dropped my chicken whilst laughing as Dwaine protested hurriedly against her previous statements

and I can't remember anything else

PEACE