Hey, hope you enjoy my shit book. I got sick and tired of looking and looking for books that met my taste (other then the few good ones) so I finally getting my off lazy ass to write my own.
My update schedule is actually fucking sinful, not in a...
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Sadness
Eren -
Bitch is really overbearing, goes off it anyone so much as looks at you Probably transformed into a Titan once, in a mission Will fist fight anyone Doesn't want any other people touching you
Levi -
Actually run for your life He's so scary Like, run so far He has demon eyes
Armin -
Creepy as hell Starts of sweet, but it crashes and burns Has 100 ways to kill a bitch Has used half of them
Jean -
Triggered He loves you so bad it hurts Hurts for whoever else loves you, I mean Yells a lot Plays it off as if he's "just protective"
Marco -
You don't really notice? Sneaky beaky like You only realises after he has you locked in his house If it's gets that extreme Half of the time, Marco has you anyway, bc he's so sweet that he doesn't go yandere
Connie -
Just.. overly desperate? Panicked gay™️ "nO she'S mINE" Yeah pretty much Someone; touches you Connie; pulls out a fucking plastic spoon with the top broken off
