Hey, hope you enjoy my shit book. I got sick and tired of looking and looking for books that met my taste (other then the few good ones) so I finally getting my off lazy ass to write my own.
My update schedule is actually fucking sinful, not in a...
When someone starts being a lil bitch for no good reason
Eren -
"But why tho" Not gonna let them forget being an ass for like one day Triggered if it's unprovoked If it's you he'll be more chill He comes out with the weirdest threats is2g "Seven chopsticks up your ass" "Or what" "Fisting" You: "kinky"
Levi -
He'll just glare at them a lil "Was that really necessary" You: "ooo roasted" He gives people best disgusted face it's perfect If they say it again he gonna whip out some threats
Armin -
Confused as hell If it's someone close to him he'll be mildly offended "The fuck dude" You showed Armin a vine once and - "bruh why you even mad" He won't take no shit tho
Jean -
"YOU RIP MY SHIRT AND YOU'RE DEAD" "I dOnT gIVe a DAmn aBoUt YoUr sHiRt" Won't take anyone being snarky with you Except him Will be pissy back
Marco -
Tries to figure out what's wrong The Therapist Friend™️ "No you're gonna tell me why you're acting like this" "Or else what" Okay my animal brain went to type 'anal' before I could stop myself "Or else I'll cry - do you want me to cry" You: "if Marco cries I kill you"
Connie -
"Oh shit he mad" "Someone get him his b l a n k e t before he *scream* He's just a massive meme Deep down tho he's confused and maybe offended?? That they're bein a shit to him Like what does he do to deserve it Yeah nothing
I'm sorry for my downright awful updating schedule, I'm finally on holidays so school can suck me off I really dunno how often I'll update, but I swear to god my other book will be finished - I just don't know when I love y'all tho, and anyone who stays and reads my shit like god why do you do this for me I mean, I find this funny
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