Attack On Titan Preferences And Oneshots

Headcanons

These are randomly listed depending on when I think of them, and it goes from me fan girling over Hamilton to having fun at Christmas and then watching someone play horror games so

. Eren is a massive 'Hamilton' nut. Screams all the lyrics angrily and passionately

. So is Armin but he is more passionate about the historical aspect so while Eren's screeching "EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN- LAFAYETTE" Armin will be saying "actually did you know that 'insert thing from song' actually happened"

. Want to make Eren emotional quickly? Sing this~ "My name is Philip, I am a poet, and I wrote this poet just to show it. And I, just turned nine, you can save lives but ya can's save mine."

. He will scream and maybe hit you but mostly scream

. House is organised: Levi, Armin

. House is fairly organised: Marco, Jean

. House is fucked: Connie and Eren

. Jean is good with music and is fairly talented with instruments

. Connie is the master at the water bottle flip

. It should be scary when Marco's angry but honestly from an outsiders perspective it's the funniest thing ever okay he looks like a pissed off chihuahua but actually don't fuck with him he's guilt trip you with a look

. Out of all the cadets, the true slut for Christmas lights is Connie. I don't know whether it's because he thinks it's so funny (and it is) or whether he is actually is passionate about Christmas lights, I dunno but it's amazing

. It looks like the Christmas Spirit took a shit above his house it's just everywhere. It's spectacular and Connie knows it

. Speaking of slut's

. Eren is the biggest slut for Marvel like he knows all of the lore and the best quotes

. Could probable rattle off every single Stan Lee cameo if you asked him

. Don't ask him

. He's so excited for Infinity War he's literally counting down the minutes

. The equivalent to Ellen DeGeneres' excitement for Finding Dory

. Armin collects everything he comes across cause he's hella sentimental

. I think I've already mentioned this but I feel like Connie would have YouTube down and has turned it into his job in like a few weeks. He's like SkyVsGaming but better and funnier and he does sessions with people like Sasha and Reiner or possibly Eren and it's really popular

. Ymir has string lights everywhere because they are the gay's light source

. Every one of the boys (minus Levi) cry whilst watching Toy Story 3

. Jean has no time for chopsticks

. Whenever I need to find a class to put the boys in, it's this -

. Eren: Cliche and earnest

. Levi: LeviHan but Reader-chan is softer and Levi is more low key kind

. Armin: I could go on for a day so I'll make a whole chapter later but he's just.... he acts like a dom but he's really a sub and he's really sweet

. Jean: Everyone thinks he's smooth but he's actually so adorably awkward cute

. Marco: The sweetest lover

. Connie: Best friends but better and you shag (+ romance)

. Eren is that one friend everyone has that smashes out rhythms on the dashboard

. Gryffindor: Eren, Jean (they are bother very righteous), Marco ("I'm going to join the military police and serve the king")

. Slytherin: Levi (will stop at nothing), Armin (he's a very sly, tactful boy isn't he)

. Ravenclaw: hi no ones here I mean Armin is a fairly strong contender, but yea

. Hufflepuff: Connie (tru bloke)

. However other versions say that Eren and Levi are Gryffindors, Jean is a Slytherin, Connie is still a Hufflepuff and Armin is a Ravenclaw and I haven't seen anything for Marco because apparently no one cares for my queer son

. Their opinions on horror... and horror games... actually I could make that a whole chapter so yeah I'll put that out when I upload this

. Eren appreciates classical music

. Connie is such a sweetie, he is really into the romantic side of things despite his jokes

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