Eren -"KILL ALL FUCK UPS" "Eren get dow-" "KILL-" "I can fix i-" "KILLLLLLLLL"
Levi -
*stone cold glare and one terrified worker later* "y/N FIX IT"
Armin-
hairdresser: *cuts his hair way too short that he looks mildly like Eren when he saw the ocean*
Armin: *internally has a meltdown because OH MY GOD MY HAIR ITS NEVER BE- but doesn't want to be rude* "oh d-don't worry it'll be fine I'll um *glances at whoever's with him* I'll get Y/n to fix it up"
"Bro I got hair extensions is this so life threatening that you need these?"
"yES"
windexackerman34Haha fuck that my son has short hair
I demand a flash back to him cutting it
Jean -
Internally "bITCH"
Expression "aHH- b-b-bitch"
Actually says *cold voice* I'll manage *makes a dozen phone calls and has them fired *C H A O T I C N E U T E R A L
Marco -
Doesn't really mind *sweet smile and weird hand gesture that you later realise was a passive aggressive 'fuck you' in sign language*
Connie -
How can you mess up his hair he has none
J o k e s
PEACE
YOU ARE READING
Attack On Titan Preferences And Oneshots
FanfictionHey, hope you enjoy my shit book. I got sick and tired of looking and looking for books that met my taste (other then the few good ones) so I finally getting my off lazy ass to write my own. My update schedule is actually fucking sinful, not in a...