Ryro: what do you think the best little Debbie thing is
Brendick: hmmmmmmm
Brendick: cosmic brownie
Brendick: easily
Ryro: really
Brendick: yes bitch fight me
Ryro: I mean they're good but like
Ryro: I feel like they're kinda over rated
Brendick: first of all
Brendick: bitch
Brendick: second of all
Brendick: they are not
Brendick: they are fucking delicious
Ryro: hm
Ryro: no
Ryro: they're alright
Brendick: well what do you think is the best
Ryro: uuuuhhhh
Ryro: shit
Ryro: swiss rolls are really good
Ryro: but like so are fudge rounds
Ryro: and the little oatmeal things that I don't remember exactly what they're called
Ryro: and the f u c k i n g cupcakes man
Ryro: those are my shit
Brendick: k I asked for one not a list of everything they make
Ryro: oh fuck off
Brendick: so like can you pick one
Brendick: out of the million things you just listed
Ryro: uuuuhhhh
Ryro: I don't think I can tbh
Ryro: but I'll tell you one thing
Ryro: snowballs?
Ryro: the worst
Brendick: oh
Brendick: my god
Ryro: do you disagree bitch
Brendick: no
Brendick: they are actually awful
Brendick: like what are they even supposed to be
Ryro: I think theyre like
Ryro: coconut ?
Ryro: like a really shitty cake covered in coconut
Brendick: hm
Brendick: well they taste like rubber
Brendick: and they feel like rubber
Brendick: and they might as well just be called rubber
Ryro: what exactly does rubber taste like
Brendick: snowballs
Ryro: and uuuhhhh
Ryro: how do you know what rubbwe taste like
Brendick: I've eaten enough snowballs to know
Ryro: yeah but
Ryro: they aren't actually rubber
Brendick: they're pretty much rubber
Ryro: ok
Ryro: but
Ryro: you'd have to know what rubber tastes like to compare them to that
Brendick: I'm just assuming Ryan ok
Brendick: damn
Ryro: :)
Brendick: why are you smiling bitch
Ryro: cause I annoyed you
Brendick: wow
Brendick: bitch
Ryro: yup
Ryro: :)
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