Ryro: Brendon
Ryro: I finally have plans for my future
Brendick: am I a part of it
Ryro: I mean
Ryro: hopefully
Brendick: nice
Ryro: so anyway
Ryro: I'm gonna have 100 children
Ryro: that way I'll have 100 friends
Ryro: and none of them can say no to being my friend
Brendick: wow Ry those are some great plans
Brendick: i'm seeing a few problems with it tho
Ryro: bitch no you don't this is a perfect plan
Brendick: ok no just hear me out
Brendick: one, where do you plan on getting so many children
Ryro: adoption, duh
Brendick: I don't think adoption centers will let you adopt that many children
Ryro: I'll go to multiple adoption centers
Brendick: alright whatever moving on
Brendick: assuming I am a part of this future
Brendick: which I plan to be, by the way
Brendick: there is no way in hell I'll remember the names of 100 children
Brendick: I don't even know the names if everyone in our class
Brendick: there is also no way in hell that I'll take care of 100 children
Brendick: I can barely take care of my self
Ryro: well
Ryro: what if we go 50
Brendick: ok maybe the names of people in our class was too broad
Brendick: I can barely remember the names of everyone in my family
Ryro: ok but to be fair you have a pretty big family
Ryro: like you have 4 siblings, your parents both have a lot of siblings, and each one of them had children
Brendick: that's true
Brendick: I hate having a family so big tho
Brendick: like I go to a family reunion and recognize maybe ten of the hundreds of faces
Ryro: its the opposite for me
Ryro: I go to a reunion and its just like
Ryro: all around me are familiar faces
Brendick: god dammit
Brendick: I am going to end my entire existence because of this
Brendick: thanks
Ryro: no problem
Ryro: :)
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So we had this marching band "concert" last night and after it my dad was like "you percs (he calls percussionists that? Idk why) sounded nice. You and the other bass hit at the same time, it sounded like one drum"
Like
Yeah dad
We hit at the same time
Cause that's what we're supposed to do
If we just played randomly it would sound like shit
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