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Zeee Beeee was added to the chat by Ryro Ross

Zeee: he fell asleep on my floor

Zeee:

Zeee: and he's going to kill my dog

Brendick: AAAWWW HE LOOKS SO CUTE

Brendick: and Ryan's ok too I guess

Zeee: I

Brendick: sorry I just really love dogs

Zeee: did you just assume my dogs gender

Brendick: *sigh*

Brendick: yeah

Brendick: I did

Brendick: what are you gonna do about it

Zeee: well

Zeee: uh

Zeee: ...

Zeee: nothing I guess

Brendick: yeah that's what I thought

Brendick: bitch

Zeee: excuse me

Zeee: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Brendick: did you just have that copied for no reason

Zeee: I may have

Zeee: wait no I have a reason

Zeee: your mom

Brendick: wow

Brendick: ok

Brendick: what did I do to deserve this

Zeee: honestly what didn't you do

Brendick: wOw

Brendick: I mean you're right but like

Brendick: wow

Zeee: :^)

Brendick: GODDAMMIT ELIZABETH

Zeee: you're so passionate about keeping noses away from smiley faces

Zeee: low key adorable

Ryro: are you hitting on my boyfriend

Zeee: when did you wake up the fuck

Ryro: like 2 minutes ago

Zeee: oh

Ryro: anyways

Ryro: answer the question

Zeee: why would I hit on him

Zeee: he's a rat

Ryro: ,,,..

Brendick: true

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Guess who had two weeks to study and memorize the periodic table for her test today
Thats right, it's me
And guess who didn't start until last night
Also me

I hate myself

But like I dont get how we're expected to memorize the entire thing, and how each element is spelled
Like I can't even spell normal words, I rely on autocorrect

My teacher says it's to help get our grades up, but im pretty sure itll make most of our grades worse