Ryden Kik

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Brendick: why do

Ryro: ok wait

Ryro: any time you start with that its gonna be something insane

Ryro: just

Ryro: give me a second to prepare myself

Brendick: fine

Brendick: ,, you good yet

Ryro: its been like two seconds

Brendick: and

Ryro: I guess I am

Brendick: ok so

Brendick: why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby

Ryro: I

Ryro: I've given up

Brendick: on what

Ryro: trying to comprehend anything that comes out of your god damn mouth

Brendick: oh honey

Brendick: you should've given up on that a long time ago

Ryro: damn right I should have

Ryro: but I didn't

Ryro: you know why

Brendick: cause you're an idiot

Ryro: that is

Ryro: exactly what I was gonna say wow

Brendick: I can tell the future

Ryro: really

Brendick: yeah

Ryro: prove it

Brendick: I know that in about a minute

Brendick: I'm gonna finish eating my third can of Pringles today

Ryro: jesus

Ryro: chill

Ryro: its barely past noon

Brendick: your point?

Ryro: you know what

Ryro: I don't really have one

Brendick: exactly

Brendick: but you know what makes it even better

Brendick: I just woke up like an hour and a half ago

Ryro: dear god

Ryro: how are you still alive

Brendick: I honestly have no idea

Brendick: but like I'm probably gonna die by the time I'm thirty

Brendick: forty if I'm lucky

Brendick: so uh if you make the mistake of marrying me you're gonna have to live a lot of your life alone

Ryro: hm

Ryro: tragic, really

Brendick: wow

Brendick: why do you hate me

Ryro: because you're you

Brendick: huh

Brendick: fair enough

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I don't think my English teacher knows who she's talking about

Why I Don't Use The Bathroom At School Part Two

W h y

So I was at this fundraiser for my friend last night and my parents didn't want to go cause they're lame and don't go anywhere anymore, but I didn't want to go by myself cause I knew that my friend wouldn't be available the whole time cause she was selling shit, so I dragged Daniel along with me
While we were there my friends mom came up to us and was like "Wow Erin you look really tired"
And before I could answer (idk what I was gonna say, probably some stupid shit like "ha, yeah, I am") Daniel said "Oh, Mrs. K, you didn't know? That's just her natural state. Its extremely rare to see her out of it"
Like damn bitch didn't have to call me out like that