Ryden Kik

cxvi

Brendick: Ryan

Brendick: I just had the best idea

Brendick: for a new weapon

Ryro: oh boy

Brendick: so you take a stick right

Brendick: then you get yourself some scotch tape

Brendick: then get the sharpest knife you can find

Brendick: and tape it to the stick

Brendick: ultimate weapon

Ryro: I

Ryro: I believe what you just described is a spear

Brendick: blocked

Brendick: reported

Brendick: unfriended

Ryro: I am

Ryro: offended

Brendick: nice to meet you offended

Ryro: god damn it

Brendick: the dad joker becomes the dad jokey

Ryro: mmm that doesn't sound right

Brendick: what

Brendick: how

Brendick: how could you possibly make that sexual

Ryro: no not in a sexual way

Ryro: just like

Ryro: jokey definitely doesn't sound right

Brendick: well I'm sorry I had to make up a fucking word to make this work

Ryro: well I mean

Ryro: according to urban dictionary its a word

Brendick: ok but

Brendick: how reliable is urban dictionary

Ryro: I mean

Ryro: that depends on your definition of reliable

Brendick: uh

Brendick: whatever urban dictionary isn't

Ryro: understandable

Brendick: have a great day

Ryro: no

Ryro: don't have a great fucking day

Ryro: so many people don't deserve to have a good day

Ryro: like someone could've just murdered a man, and then for whatever reason went shopping after and was told to have a great day

Ryro: they don't fucking deserve it

Brendick: ,,are you ok

Ryro: I'm just very passionate about this

Brendick: clearly

Ryro: I feel like that was a sarcastic clearly and I don't appreciate it

Brendick: I don't appreciate you

Brendick: that's a lie I actually appreciate you a lot

Ryro: aw

Brendick: <3

Ryro: ,,,no

Brendick: accept my love damn it

Ryro: ugh

Ryro: fine

Ryro:  <3

Brendick: yay :)

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I might have to die again this week cause midterms start on Thursday and like all my time is spent on studying so like
I only have one chapter after this ready to upload
This shit is stressful

Like I've been stress eating so I've gained weight
I'm having stress break outs like my face didn't already have enough zits
I think I'm allergic to a face wash I've been using so that's making it even worse, my face looks like a fucking pizza
And its fucking exhausting like all I want to do is sleep but I have so much work to do so I can't