Brendick: it must really fucking suck to be a fish
Ryro: why is that
Brendick: because literally everything wants to eat you
Brendick: people eat fish
Brendick: birds eat fish
Brendick: hell even big fish eat small fish
Brendick: it must be hell
Ryro: idk man I'd love it
Ryro: die sooner, ya know
Brendick: true
Ryro: also
Ryro: if you're a pet fish
Ryro: you'd just be swimming around living your life
Ryro: and then food just starts falling from the sky
Ryro: like forget raining men
Ryro: its raining food
Brendick: hallelujah
Ryro: did you think I'd forget to add that or something
Brendick: no
Brendick: I knew you wouldn't
Brendick: but I wanted to
Brendick: so I stole it from you
Ryro: that is
Ryro: incredibly rude
Brendick: I know you are but what am I
Ryro: a dick :)
Brendick: I k n o w y o u a r e b u t w h a t a m I
Ryro: ahhh fuck off
Brendick: make me ;)
Ryro: uuuggggghhhhghhg
Ryro: I hate you
Brendick: you love me
Ryro: uhhhhh
Ryro: no I hate you
Brendick: hmmm
Brendick: I think
Brendick: you're lying
Ryro: how do you know
Ryro: you don't know what goes on in my mind
Brendick: except yes I do
Brendick: you tell me like every thought you have
Brendick: I could say something and before I even finish I'd know what your response would be
Ryro: hm
Ryro: I guess that's
Ryro: kinda true
Brendick: entirely true
Ryro: ,, yeah
Brendick: so
Brendick: I'm right
Brendick: fuck you
Ryro: thanks B
Brendick: you're welcome :)
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My science teacher wants to start teaching us physics because its his favorite topic
Bitch
We are freshmen
Physics is a junior/senior class
And its not even required
Don't teach us shit that we don't need to know
Focus on what we need
This is why we're all failing his classIn other news, why the fuck are toasters so damn loud
Like I just wanna make some toast at one in the morning without my family knowing but the fucking toaster is a snitch so I can't
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