Brendick: heeeeey ;)
Ryro: what the fuck
Ryro: who the fuck
Brendick: your future boyfriend ;)
Ryro: uh huh
Ryro: yeah I don't think so
Just another Ryden Kik fic
Really doesn't have a plot
Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
Zeee: k no but real talk here brendon would be the vodka aunt
Brendick: yeah lowkey
Brendick: wait what's Ry then
Zeee: hmmmm
Zeee: ryans actually a mix
Zeee: like he's mostly the orange juice grandma
Zeee: but under certain circumstances he can become the beer dad, wine mom, or vodka aunt
Ryro: what
Ryro: what exactly are those circumstances
Brendick: you become wine mom when you're actine snobby
Ryro: since when do I act snobby
Brendick: it happens
Brendick: its rare
Brendick: but it happens
Brendick: anyways
Brendick: youd be the beet dad
Brendick: hmmmm
Brendick: Z when would he be the beer dad
Zeee: he has those moments where he doesn't care about anything but also wants to be in charge of everything
Zeee: so I think then he'd be the beer dad
Zeee: and then
Zeee: vodka aunt
Zeee: hmmmm
Zeee: those moments when he's just completely wild and lost in life
Brendick: yeah
Brendick: like that one time at two a.m when I got a text saying "let's go to Japan I'll pay for it"
Ryro: what
Ryro: I don't remember that
Brendick: it happened sweetie
Zeee: WAIT GUYS
Zeee: WE FORGOT ABOUT ONE
Zeee: THE WEED COUSIN
Brendick: oh my god
Brendick: I'm the weed cousin
Brendick: but also the vodka aunt ?
Brendick: I'm the son of the vodka aunt who the aunt has lost all control of
Ryro: Jon is definitely the weed cousin tho
Brendick: k yeah
Brendick: I'm like lowkey weed cousin
Brendick: Jon is highkey weed cousin
Zeee: what am I then
Ryro: wine mom
Ryro: definitely wine mom
Zeee: yay
Zeee: I love wine tbh
Ryro: if that ain't a mood
Brendick: k if I had to stop dabbing because you hate it you have to stop saying mood
Ryro: make me
Brendick: no
Ryro: oh
Brendick: :)
==== This is getting really close to 200 chapters and I d o n t l i k e i t
In other news, I have a dentist appointment today, and I'm gonna fucking kill myself I don't like having shit around my face, especially when that shit is other peoples hands And I really fucking hate having them stick a bunch of metal in my mouth like that ain't cool man
I kinda feel bad for dentists tho like that's such a disgusting job
I got really bored last night so I decided to go on the paint thing and now I hate myself
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You know that feel when you wake up and you just kinda wish you didn't I'm not talking about cause like youre tired More like "Damn, I didn't die in my sleep"
