Brendick: heeeeey ;)
Ryro: what the fuck
Ryro: who the fuck
Brendick: your future boyfriend ;)
Ryro: uh huh
Ryro: yeah I don't think so
Just another Ryden Kik fic
Really doesn't have a plot
Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
Brendick: why are mini m&ms so much better than regular sized m&ms
Ryro: because of the square cube law
Brendick: the what now
Ryro: basically as volume decreases so does surface area, just not as quickly
Ryro: so mini m&ms have a higher candy to chocolate ratio than normal ones
Brendick: huh
Brendick: neeerrrddd
Brendick: no but that's actually kinda cool how do you know that
Ryro: I know shit
Brendick: well yeah obviously
Brendick: but how do you know that shit in particular
Ryro: this little thing I do called paying attention in class
Ryro: revolutionary, really
Ryro: you should try it some time
Brendick: bullshit
Brendick: we never learned about that
Brendick: and you dont pay attention either
Ryro: you don't have any proof
Brendick: I've seen you copying homework from multiple people
Ryro: that doesn't mean I don't pay attention
Ryro: it just means I'm too lazy to do my own work
Brendick: alright that's understandable
Brendick: but like did we actually learn what that is cause I don't remember it
Ryro: no I just said something randomly
Ryro: and then you asked what it was so like I thought I'd have to come up with some shit
Ryro: but I googled it and its an actual thing
Brendick: how are you so good at guessing at shit
Ryro: I don't know
Ryro: but I'm gonna be honest I've passed so many tests because I'm so good at guessing
Ryro: I made it to my senior year with the power of street knowledge
Brendick: damn
Brendick: that's impressive ngl
Ryro: right
Ryro: I amaze myself with my abilities sometimes
Brendick: well to be fair you're not good at many things
Ryro: oh fuck off
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How the fuck did I get points off for a concert I showed up I played What the fuck
"Oh you didn't play during a song so took off five points" bitch you told me not to play during that song
So my Latin teacher wants us to recite some shit and a kid asked when we were doing it and he replied "next year" And we were all really fucking confused until we realized that next year is only a few fucking weeks away
