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Ryro: breennndooonnn

Brendick: Ryan I'm trying to be with family what do you want

Ryro: alright I know that's a lie cause you can't stand most of your family

Brendick: true

Brendick: ok this is a good excuse to get away from them what do you want

Ryro: so my grandma

Brendick: ooohh booyy

Ryro: I haven't seen her in years ok

Ryro: so she doesn't know that I'm gay as fuck

Brendick: ,,, I dont think I like where this story is going but continue

Ryro: no its lowkey funny hold on

Ryro: so she's going on about how gays go to hell or some shit idk I was trying to ignore her

Ryro: which didnt work out too well by the way

Ryro: and my dad whispers to me that I can leave if I want cause he could tell I was about to slap the bitch if she didn't shut up

Ryro: so I get up and I figured if anyone asked where I was going I could just say the bathroom

Ryro: but apparently my problematic ass can't even agree with myself

Ryro: so my cousin asks where I'm going

Ryro: and I

Ryro: I fucking

Ryro: "hell, apparently"

Ryro: and that's the story of how my grandma found out that I'm gay

Brendick: god damn

Brendick: wait but how did she react when you said that

Brendick: like did she freak out

Ryro: no she apologized

Ryro: and my dad told her that we're dating

Ryro: and now she wants to meet you sorry

Brendick: k but what if I don't want to meet her

Ryro: understandable

Ryro: I wish I didn't have to know her ancient ass

Brendick: you're so nice to your family

Ryro: aren't I

Brendick: no

Ryro: yeah true

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