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Brendick: did you know that carrots aren't actually good for your eyes

Brendick: its just a myth

Brendick: meaning I ate a shit ton of carrots as a child for nothing

Brendick: cause they did nothing and now I have glasses

Ryro: k but you look hot as fuck with your glasses so like why are you complaining

Brendick: alright yeah but I just feel lied to ya know

Brendick: like all this time I thought carrots were helping me

Brendick: but no

Ryro: well I mean

Ryro: they are still helping you

Ryro: just not in the way you wanted

Brendick: fuck that I want better vision

Ryro: wait why was that myth even made

Ryro: like who decided to tell people that

Brendick: the British

Ryro: of fucking course

Ryro: but like

Ryro: why'd they do it

Brendick: it was during world war 2

Brendick: they had a new radar thing and they wanted it to be a secret

Brendick: so they had to find some way to cover up how they were taking down so many more planes

Ryro: I feel like Germany confronted them about it and it went down like a meme

Ryro: like

Ryro: Germany: how are you guys hitting so many of our planes

Ryro: Britain, about to make a myth about carrots helping vision: oh, haven't you heard?

Brendick: k but I actually love those memes like they're so great

Ryro: right

Ryro: best meme of

Ryro: when did that meme start

Ryro: like was it late 2017

Ryro: or early 2018

Brendick: uuummmmm

Brendick: I don't remember

Brendick: honestly the past like three months are just one giant blur

Brendick: its like when you binge an entire series and you don't know what happened in what season and its just kind of a mess

Ryro: never has something so accurately described my life

Ryro: its just kind of a mess

Brendick: mood

Brendick: dammit

Brendick: you corrupted me

Ryro: I did to you what you did to me by making me stop putting noses on smiley faces

Brendick: k but at least what I did was good

Ryro: thats debatable

Brendick: yeah ?

Ryro: yeah

Brendick: well fuck off

Brendick: bitch

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My class found out that my theology teacher has a myspace
I don't know what it is, but it exists

So he was telling a story about one of his high school friends and finished with  "I still talk to him on Facebook"
One kid asked "Mr. Latona do you have a twitter? "
"No"
"Instagram?"
"No"
"Snapchat?"
"No"
"Myspace?"
"Yeah"
B i t c h  w h y
He's like 65 years old or something
Why the fuck

Hey uuuuhhh
Does anyone have the bottom left picture but like
Bigger
I need it for uuuhhhh
Research
If anyone does can you send it to me at either my kik (RyanRossSlut_) or Instagram (_.erinryan._)

Like I'd just crop it but it makes it extremely blurry so like
I can't use it when I can barely tell what it looks like

Oh and this is still fucking bothering me much

Like why can I not get four hundredths of a damn point
I need that A-