Ryden Kik

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Ryro: what if

Ryro: when you died

Ryro: instead of like a proper burial and all that

Ryro: 20,000 flies came down from the sky

Ryro: and they all had strings attached to them

Ryro: and they tied those strings to you

Ryro: and then lifted your lifeless body into the sky

Ryro: never to be seen again

Brendick: you would not believe your eyes

Brendick: if 20,000 tethered flies

Brendick: hoisted my corpse into the sky

Ryro: fuck you

Ryro: you and your dead memes

Spence: k but those are some big words for brendon what the fuck

Spence: "hoisted"

Spence: "tethered"

Spence: since when do you know what those words mean

Brendick: maybe I'm just smarter than you think

Brendick: I've been hiding my genious from y'all this whole time

Ryro: you used thesaurus.com didn't you

Brendick: nO

Brendick: ok lowkey

Brendick: only for hoist

Brendick: tether wasn't on there as a synonym for tie

Ryro: the fuck

Ryro: why the hell not

Spence: if you look up tether tie is used as a synonym

Spence: just not the other way around

Ryro: that's a bunch of bullshit

Ryro: #wordequality2k18

Brendick: wait

Brendick: what

Brendick: shit

Ryro: ?

Brendick: I forgot it was 2018

Ryro: big mood

Brendick: wait 2018 just started but like its going by so slow

Brendick: like January lasted at least 12 cat years

Ryro: so

Ryro: like 60 years

Ryro: cause aren't cat years like 5 human or something

Spence: I thought it was 7

Brendick: isn't that dog years

Spence: is it

Spence: I don't know

Spence: I'm not smart

Ryro: big mood

Brendick: ryan I swear to god

Ryro: shut up you say it too

Brendick: don't 👏 call 👏 me 👏 out 👏

Ryro: no

Ryro: bitch

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Why the fuck are shoes so expensive
Like the shoes that I wear to school every day were like $70
And they're fucking shit shoes
They're falling apart
I've resorted to taping the inside of it so it doesn't fall out just so I don't have to buy another pair
Like if you're gonna charge near $100 for them at least make them durable