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Keltie Bitch was added to the chat by Brendick Urie

Brendick: who the fuck are you

Brendick: who the fuck do you think you are

Keltie: I'm the queen of bitch, bitch

Brendick: you think you can out bitch me?

Brendick: I am the queen of bitch

Brendick: you look up bitch in the dictionary and you see a picture of my fucking face

Brendick: who the fuck do you think you are

Brendick: you're fucking with MY boyfriend, bitch

Brendick: you can't come here and do that like its mother fucking Disney World

Brendick: you know what people say about me?

Brendick: I'm the gayest fucker in the school

Brendick: and what do they say about you?

Brendick: NOTHING

Brendick: because no one gives a damn about you and you're gonna die alone

Brendick: you don't fucking fuck with people like that

Brendick: you like Adam Sandler movies?

Brendick: well guess what

Brendick: the price is wrong bitch

Brendick: I am making out with fucking Liv Tyler and you're Bruce Willis sitting on a rock and fucking dying

Brendick: you're about to fucking die so press the fucking button bitch

Brendick: press it because I am done with your shit

Brendick: I hope you enjoyed the fucking ride, bitch

Keltie: I

Keltie Bitch has left the chat

Brendick: fucking bitch

Ryro: god damn Brendon

Ryro: that was

Ryro: god damn

Brendick: asshole fucking deserved it

Brendick: but anyways

Brendick: did you tell your dad

Ryro: yeah

Brendick: are you still grounded

Ryro: eh

Ryro: he thinks I over reacted so yes

Ryro: but only until the end of tomorrow

Brendick: what was originally

Ryro: end of the month

Brendick: ugh

Brendick: that's still too long

Ryro: ;)

Brendick: I

Brendick: when did our roles switch

Ryro: now

Brendick: can't fucking argue with that

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*during symphonic band*

Band director: ok people get up this song
Me: *sarcastically* I don't think I play in this song cause cam cush over here has bass,  snare,  and tom covered
Section leader: woah woah woah, no. Cam, just because you don't get any playing time on the football field doesn't mean you get all the playing time in band

Cam has a YouTube channel and hes really bad a rapping so you should all go watch his shit
"CamCu$h" is the channel

So I'm assuming y'all remember this

So likeIf I made a book filled with just Peter Quotes™ would anyone read itWell I mean I know one of you will cause you gave me the idea for it but like would anyone else

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So like
If I made a book filled with just Peter Quotes™ would anyone read it
Well I mean I know one of you will cause you gave me the idea for it but like would anyone else

I changed my background and profile picture in honor of the spooky times

I changed my background and profile picture in honor of the spooky times

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