Ryden Kik

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Brendick: Ryan

Brendick: I swallowed toothpaste

Brendick: what do I do

Ryro: uuuhhh

Ryro: how much did you swallow

Brendick: just like a little tiny bit

Brendick: am I gonna die

Ryro: hopefully

Brendick: what

Ryro: what

Ryro: no but you'll probably be fine

Brendick: damn

Brendick: out of curiosity

Brendick: would swallowing the whole tube kill me

Ryro: no

Ryro: (lowkey might I just don't want you to try it)

Brendick: hm

Brendick: how much of it would it take to kill me tho

Ryro: like

Ryro: a lot

Brendick: how much is a lot damn it

Ryro: 24 6 ounce tubes

Brendick: huh

Brendick: wait why do you know that

Ryro: I just googled it dipshit

Ryro: why the fuck would I just randomly know how much toothpaste will kill you

Brendick: I don't know

Brendick: that's why I asked you

Brendick: moron

Brendick: and you know a shit ton of random facts so like

Brendick: that definitely could've been one of them

Ryro: no I don't ?

Brendick: really

Ryro: well

Ryro: I mean I kinda do

Brendick: exactly

Brendick: its like lowkey interesting tho so I'm not gonna complain

Ryro: why the hell do you find a bunch of random bullshit interesting

Brendick: I don't know man

Brendick: like I hate learning shit I actually need to know

Brendick: but random shit like

Brendick: in ancient Rome you couldn't weep at funerals

Brendick: that gets my attention

Ryro: hm

Ryro: also in ancient Rome

Ryro: you could sell your son into slavery twice

Ryro: but if you tried to a third time he wouldn't have to put up with your shit

Ryro: and

Ryro: if you write a song bashing someone

Ryro: you get clubbed to death

Brendick: you like a minute ago: I dont know that much random shit

Brendick: you now: *all this shit about Rome*

Ryro: yeah

Ryro: fuck off

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Inspiration for this chapter
(Cause I know y'all care so much)

Guys my handwriting is usually pretty nice ok but for some reason my history notes look like I wrote them with my left hand after three of my fingers were cut off
Like I was studying for a test Thursday and I came across this

British trade onions?
Yeah, sure, why not
Im sure they did
But why are the onions striking, and why is it violent

Guys in this one song we're playing for band there's like three measures that I can't figure out the rhythm of for the life of me and its bothering me so much
Like I asked Charlie, Peter, and Jack what it was, they had no idea
So I finally decided to ask the band director and he was like "Shit, I don't know. Just play quarter notes"
But like I want to figure out what it is cause the quarter notes don't sound right
So its in 2/4 (which I really hate by the way, cause most of the song is in 4/4 and it throws me off) and there's five notes in it
They aren't tied, none if them are eighth or sixteenth notes
Its fucking confusing