Ryden Kik

lix

Brendick: hey Ryan

Brendick: guess what my shirt is made out of

Ryro: *sigh* what

Brendick: boyfriend material

Ryro: huh

Ryro: yeah I'm not seeing it

Brendick: wOw

Brendick: if I were Portuguese I wouldn't be Portuguese I'd be portugoose cause theres only one of me

Ryro: thank god there's only one of you

Brendick: shut up

Brendick: you love me

Brendick: me and my bad jokes

Ryro: eh

Ryro: kinda

Brendick: I'm offended

Ryro: love you :)

Brendick: not buying it

Ryro: I can prove it

Brendick: how

Ryro: I got pizza, popcorn, and movies

Ryro: come over

Ryro: food, movies, cuddling, and most importantly

Ryro: me

Brendick: you know me so well

Ryro: duh

Ryro: literally every waking second is spent with you

Ryro: even the not waking seconds

Ryro: like you never leave me alone

Brendick: :)

Brendick: so what kind of pizza is it

Ryro: it doesn't have pineapple if youre worried about that

Brendick: yeET

Ryro: ...no

Ryro: I'm putting pineapple on it now

Brendick: you are the human version of Satan

Ryro: I know :)

Brendick: so many smiley faces today

Ryro: that's only the second one I sent

Brendick: that's two too many

Ryro: you sent one too bitch

Brendick: hEY

Brendick: IM NOT A BITCH

Brendick: IM A FUCK BOY

Brendick: GET IT RIGHT

Ryro: good to know you arent denying it anymore

Ryro: it only took you 59 chapters

Brendick: what

Ryro: what

Brendick: im confused

Ryro: nice to meet you confused

Brendick: fuck off

Ryro: nah

Ryro: so are you coming to my house or not cause if you don't hurry I'm gonna eat this entire pizza

Brendick: Im coming for the pizza

Brendick: not you

Ryro: oh

Ryro: ok

Brendick: :)

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I found out that my science teacher doesnt actually have a teaching lisence
Which you know it really explains a lot
Like why nothing he teaches is on the test
And why he expects us to be able to memorize the periodic table