Ryden Kik

cliv

Brendick: why do children

Brendick: always fucking throw tantrums

Brendick: and why is it

Brendick: that when they do

Brendick: it sounds like they're reenacting fucking Jurassic park

Ryro: are you babysitting again

Brendick: no

Brendick: I'm in a restaurant with my family

Brendick: and there's a family here with fucking quadruplets

Brendick: AND THEY ALL SOUND LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING DYING

Brendick: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING RYAN

Brendick: I'm also really curious about the question so can you answer it

Ryro: they have emotions bren

Ryro: and sometimes they can't contain those emotions cause their bodies are too tiny

Brendick: well why can't they just get bigger bodies then damn

Brendick: contain the fucking emotion

Ryro: Bren

Ryro: they

Ryro: they do get bigger bodies

Ryro: it just takes several years

Brendick: years?

Brendick: damn kids these day

Brendick: so fucking lazy

Ryro: alright don't act like you wouldn't be laying in bed right now if your family didn't drag you out

Brendick: what makes you think they dragged me out

Brendick: I could've gone of my own free will

Ryro: Brendon

Ryro: I know you

Ryro: you don't leave the house if you don't have to

Brendick: I do to

Ryro: mhm

Ryro: since when

Brendick: since

Brendick: like

Brendick: ,,never

Ryro: exactly

Brendick: ok but you don't need to call me out on it

Brendick: I don't appreciate that

Ryro: well that's too fucking bad

Brendick: you're bullying me >:(

Ryro: yeah

Ryro: I am

Ryro: what are you gonna do about it

Brendick: I mean nothing I guess

Ryro: that's what I thought

Ryro: bitch

Brendick: I hate you >:(

Ryro: aw

Ryro: thank you

Ryro: that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

Brendick: fuck you

Ryro: if you want to

Brendick: ,, I mean I lowkey do

Brendick: but like I can't leave

Ryro: sucks to be you

Brendick: 🖕

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My bones cracked a fuck ton during band yesterday and uh some reactions are pretty great
Morgan: Drink your milk you fucking gremlin
Jack: Erin I think your bones are trying to kill themselves
And the best
Peter: who the fuck is making popcorn

Uugghhh

Sorry for the shitty as fuck cropping on the second one
But anyways
Why does the universe have to make this happen to me
What did I do
I'm fucking done with this boy
He's a piece of shit
I'm really glad the second semester is finally here cause in all the classes we have together he sat right behind me cause of our last names, but we finally got new seats so I don't have to deal with it anymore

And for anyone curious (which like probably none of you are but whatever)  the two other people mentioned in his third text were Peter and Charlie