Ryden Kik

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Ryro: what if you

Ryro: what if you woke up in the morning

Brendick: disgusting

Brendick: stop right there

Ryro: big mood

Brendick: I'm going to fling you into the sun

Ryro: rude

Ryro: anyways im gonna finish what I was saying

Ryro: what if you woke up and all the celebrities that you've ever found attractive

Ryro: so Cole Sprouse would be there for you

Brendick: damn ryan I don't like being called out like this

Ryro: too bad

Ryro: so anyways

Ryro: they were all in your room

Ryro: and they're just all

Ryro: for no reason whatsoever

Ryro: doing the macarena

Brendick: why tho

Ryro: I just said for no reason dipshit

Brendick: no I mean

Brendick: why would you say something like that

Brendick: why would I ever want to imagine myself in that situation

Ryro: do it for Cole Sprouse

Brendick: new life motto tbh

Brendick: don't wanna take that test?

Brendick: do it for Cole Sprouse

Brendick: wanna finally get a fucking life?

Brendick: do it for Cole Sprouse

Ryro: what about Dylan

Brendick: not as cute, irrelevant

Ryro: they

Ryro: they literally look the exact same

Ryro: they're twins bren

Brendick: not 👏 as 👏 cute 👏

Ryro: t h e y h a v e t h e s a m e f a c e

Brendick: n o t a s c u t e

Brendick: just trust me on this Ry

Brendick: Cole looks better

Brendick: look

Brendick: Cole

Brendick:

Brendick: Dylan

Brendick:

Brendick: Cole is cuter

Ryro: Dylan obviously uses that loreal shampoo tho

Brendick: god I hate you

Ryro: love you too :)

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I keep seeing this picture in my history text book, and every time I do for a split second I think its the cover of pretty odd and I get really confused

O h n o
Guys
Quick
We need to preserve his innocence

You know that really frustrating feeling when you're trying to describe something but you don't know how and you can't remember the name of it
I fucking hate it
Last night I was trying to remember the name of this thing I had as a kid and I was describing it so awfully that my family thought I was insane
So now I'm gonna describe it to y'all and see if any of you know what it is or if I just dreamt that it exists or something

So it was like this weird little container, and you played stupid little games on it or something, and once you played with it enough the top opened up and there was a small stuffed animal inside
Idk if they were all the sane animal, but I had two of the same, one was pink and one was purple, and they were like this weird octopus or squid thing and they were like really shiny
I feel like I'm just going insane tbh
But its really bothering me that I can't remember what they were called

And like I googled so much shit for it too
The FBI agent watching over my search history is probably concerned

I forgot that a new episode of riverdale was last night and I didn't have time to watch it yet so I went on tumblr, as I do every morning, not expecting the shit ton of spoilers I got for the new episode