Brendick: heeeeey ;)
Ryro: what the fuck
Ryro: who the fuck
Brendick: your future boyfriend ;)
Ryro: uh huh
Ryro: yeah I don't think so
Just another Ryden Kik fic
Really doesn't have a plot
Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
Brendick: REMEMBER THE SATAN SPIDER THAT WAS IN MY ROOM LIKE A WEEK OR TWO AGO
Ryro: yeah?
Brendick: WELL I WAS NEVER ABLE TO KILL IT AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT
Ryro: oh no
Brendick: AND NOW ITS BACK
Brendick: AND IT HAD BABIES
Ryro: time to burn down the entire house
Brendick: RYAN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEYRE EVERYWHERE
***Anotherwarningforthisshitbecauseitsnasty***
Brendick:
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Ryro: no no no no no no no
Ryro: fuck that's disgusting
Brendick: HELP
Brendick: MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP
Ryro: I think they'll understand if you wake them up for this
Ryro: and wow they're asleep at only 10 lame
Brendick: right
Brendick: BUT ANYWAYS
Brendick: I NEED A FUCK TON OF HAIR SPRAY
Ryro: why hair spray?
Brendick: it makes their legs all sticky or something and then they can't move
Ryro: oh well uh
Ryro: in case you forgot there's no girls living in my house so I can't help you with that
Brendick: you could not be a cheap fuck and go buy some
Ryro: or you could walk over to your bathroom and get some hair spray
Brendick: I'm not gonna leave a room full of spiders to just roam around ok
Brendick: WAIT
Brendick: Z
Brendick: ELIZABETH ANNE BERG GET YOUR ASS TO MY HOUSE AND BRING HAIR SPRAY
Zeee: honey I have this thing called a curfew
Zeee: its currently past said curfew
Zeee: I can't go anywhere
Brendick: ITS AN EMERGENCY
Zeee: just call an exterminator
Zeee: there's no way you'll be able to kill them all yourself
Brendick: but that costs money
Zeee: go to Ryan's house I don't know
Ryro: yeah just go to your parents room and be like "there's a fuck ton of spiders in my room I'm going to Ryan's see you when the house is burned down"
Brendick: ugh
Brendick: the one time I come to you guys for help and this is what I get
Ryro: the fuck do you mean "the one time"
Ryro: literally every night you text me with a problem
Ryro: and every day at school you complain about something
Brendick: that may be true
Brendick: but you know what
Brendick: fuck you
Zeee: guys let's keep this pg please
Ryro: nah
Brendick: :)
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