Brendick: imagine trying to rob a night club
Ryro: ok but why
Brendick: just imagine ok
Brendick: "everyone put your hands up"
Brendick: "fuck yeah dude I'll drink to that"
Ryro: I
Ryro: what the fuck goes on in that stupid little head of yours
Brendick: thoughts of robbing a night club
Brendick: duh
Ryro: how many nights of less than and hour of sleep lead to you thinking of that
Brendick: too many Ry
Brendick: far too many
Ryro: you
Ryro: need
Ryro: to
Ryro: sleep
Brendick: oh you're one to talk
Brendick: remember those times in math
Brendick: when you fell asleep
Brendick: and the teacher was like
Brendick: "did you get eight hours of sleep last night? "
Brendick: and the first time it happened you said "do any of us"
Brendick: and the second time "dude, I've barely gotten eight hours of sleep in the last two weeks"
Ryro: shhhh
Ryro: we don't talk about those times
Ryro: but I mean the second time was great tho
Ryro: like she literally got a blanket out of one of the cabinets and told me to nap in the back of the room
Brendick: only cause you're her favorite student
Brendick: other people tried that and they got detention
Ryro: I can't help it
Ryro: I'm just too likeable
Brendick: yeah
Brendick: sure
Brendick: likeable
Ryro: fuck you
Ryro: I thought you loved me
Brendick: lmao since when
Ryro: :(
Brendick: wait you know I'm joking right
Ryro: yeah
Brendick: ok good
Brendick: cause I aint having your tiny ass break up with me over a joke
Ryro: excuse you I'm taller than you
Brendick: yeah but you weigh like 10 pounds
Brendick: you probably can't legally go on a rollercoaster
Ryro: you have to be a certain weight to go on a rollercoaster?
Brendick: idk you gotta be tall enough but like I feel like if you were too light you'd fall out of the seat
Ryro: bren
Ryro: that's what the seatbelts are for
Brendick: ,,,
Brendick: true
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You know that feeling where like you feel really sick and like you might throw up, but at the same time you're really hungry
Cause that was me all of yesterdayLike it was seven at night and I hadn't had anything to eat cause I felt like shit and my mom was like "Erin you need to eat something, the last thing you ate was a small bowl of spaghetti, and that was at five yesterday"
And I'm just laying in bed like "no I can't eat, I'll throw up the food that I don't have in my body"
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FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...