Ryden Kik

clxxvii

Hi sorry I didn't update this earlier like I usually do I completely forgot about it this morning
I was busy performing surgery on my shoes so they didn't fall apart entirely

Brendick: I keep hearing people say shit like

Brendick: "stop paying for cable and go see what you're watching"

Brendick: like

Brendick: honey

Brendick: I'm too broke for that shit

Brendick: like I can afford a bit every month for cable, but I can't afford a fucking plane ticket

Ryro: I thought that was gonna go down the path of "I can't fly to bikini bottom" or some shit

Brendick: no but that too

Brendick: there's no fucking plane that's going to bikini bottom

Ryro: actually

Ryro: I believe there was one

Ryro: Malaysia flight 370, if I remember correctly

Brendick: k hold up why are you using fancy words like believe and correctly

Ryro: ,,, those aren't fancy

Brendick: and also

Brendick: what the fuck is Malaysia flight 370

Ryro: it was a plane

Brendick: woah

Brendick: imagine that

Ryro: fuck off

Ryro: it disappeared mid flight

Ryro: its believed to be in the Indian ocean, I think

Brendick: hm

Brendick: but I still can't get a flight to bikini bottom sooooo

Ryro: you could like

Ryro: go on a cruise or something

Ryro: and when you're far enough out

Ryro: jump off the boat

Brendick: that's genious thank you ryan

Brendick: wait but I'd still have to pay for the cruise and those are also really expensive

Brendick: so sorry but your idea was a piece of shit

Ryro: oh

Ryro: so me and the idea have something in common

Brendick: yeah

Brendick: they do

Ryro: ok you weren't supposed to agree

Brendick: well

Brendick: oh well

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This B+ is really fucking throwing me off
Like all my friends are like "oh its not bad, its almost an A-, you need to chill"
Like
No
Im extra as fuck, I don't like seeing a B+
And its only a tenth of a point away from an A- so like that's making me really salty