Ryro: just out of curiosity
Spence: oh no
Ryro: what would y'all do without me
Brendick: celebrate, probably
Spence: oof
Ryro: but what would you be celebrating
Brendick: not having you around ?
Ryro: but like
Ryro: you wouldn't have known me in the first place
Ryro: you wouldn't have anything to celebrate cause I wouldn't exist
Brendick: yeah but like that's only one way to think of it
Brendick: what if somehow you just randomly disappear
Brendick: then I'd celebrate
Spence: I can feel the love radiating off of you guys
Ryro: honestly
Spence: bitch the fuck
Spence: he's literally saying he'd throw a fucking party if you died
Brendick: spencer
Brendick: honey
Brendick: you really need to learn how to tell when people are joking
Brendick: we're literally with each other right now
Brendick: lowkey cuddling
Spence: alright quick question
Spence: how do you lowkey cuddle
Spence: like you either are or you aren't
Ryro: we're like
Ryro: semi cuddling ?
Ryro: like we're on the same couch
Ryro: and brens laying across my lap
Ryro: so like I don't think that's really fully cuddling
Spence: you make everything so complicated
Spence: like just say you're cuddling, don't add so much detail
Brendick: that's too easy tho
Spence: you're fucking ass is too easy
Ryro: woAH
Spence: FUCK NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Spence: YOU NASTY BITCH
Brendick: ok but Ryan im gonna be honest here that wouldn't have been taken sexually at all without your dirty ass mind
Ryro: shut up
Ryro: you made me this way
Ryro: I was innocent before I met you
Brendick: bullshit
Brendick: I didn't make you like this I just brought it out in you
Ryro: well it wouldn't have been brought out if not for you so it is because of you
Brendick: yeah whatever
Brendick: that's all technicalities
Brendick: who needs em
Ryro: most people
Brendick: nah
Ryro: yeah
Brendick: hmmm 🤔 🤔
Brendick: nah
Ryro: don't
Ryro: don't use emojis
Brendick: yeah ok imma go kill myself because of that
Ryro: good
Brendick: oof
Brendick: thanks
Ryro: :)
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