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Ryro: just out of curiosity

Spence: oh no

Ryro: what would y'all do without me

Brendick: celebrate, probably

Spence: oof

Ryro: but what would you be celebrating

Brendick: not having you around ?

Ryro: but like

Ryro: you wouldn't have known me in the first place

Ryro: you wouldn't have anything to celebrate cause I wouldn't exist

Brendick: yeah but like that's only one way to think of it

Brendick: what if somehow you just randomly disappear

Brendick: then I'd celebrate

Spence: I can feel the love radiating off of you guys

Ryro: honestly

Spence: bitch the fuck

Spence: he's literally saying he'd throw a fucking party if you died

Brendick: spencer

Brendick: honey

Brendick: you really need to learn how to tell when people are joking

Brendick: we're literally with each other right now

Brendick: lowkey cuddling

Spence: alright quick question

Spence: how do you lowkey cuddle

Spence: like you either are or you aren't

Ryro: we're like

Ryro: semi cuddling ?

Ryro: like we're on the same couch

Ryro: and brens laying across my lap

Ryro: so like I don't think that's really fully cuddling

Spence: you make everything so complicated

Spence: like just say you're cuddling, don't add so much detail

Brendick: that's too easy tho

Spence: you're fucking ass is too easy

Ryro: woAH

Spence: FUCK NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Spence: YOU NASTY BITCH

Brendick: ok but Ryan im gonna be honest here that wouldn't have been taken sexually at all without your dirty ass mind

Ryro: shut up

Ryro: you made me this way

Ryro: I was innocent before I met you

Brendick: bullshit

Brendick: I didn't make you like this I just brought it out in you

Ryro: well it wouldn't have been brought out if not for you so it is because of you

Brendick: yeah whatever

Brendick: that's all technicalities

Brendick: who needs em

Ryro: most people

Brendick: nah

Ryro: yeah

Brendick: hmmm 🤔 🤔

Brendick: nah

Ryro: don't

Ryro: don't use emojis

Brendick: yeah ok imma go kill myself because of that

Ryro: good

Brendick: oof

Brendick: thanks

Ryro: :)

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A day after thanksgiving and my moms putting the damn tree up already

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A day after thanksgiving and my moms putting the damn tree up already

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