"'On a scale of one to invade Russia in the winter, how bad is your idea?' 'Kicking Hitler out of art school."
"Ring around the rossie, a pocket full of possie, ashes ashes, one-third of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death"
"If you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men."
"'How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None.' 'DUDE THAT'S LOW!' 'Just like the population in Ireland during the Great Famine.'"
"'If you don't think history is amusing, than you're wrong because one time three different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was the funniest shit ever.' 'What about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81?' 'What about that time the Prussian Emperor kidnapped tall people because he really wanted his armies to be tall?'"
History is fruking funny. Howlett, I hope you die of laughter. There are more jokes, these are just some of the few I wanted to post.
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Book of Random Thoughts
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