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Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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Cuprid: casually sipping coffee out of a bottle
Steven: Well, Cuprid actually a boy. And 2...I hope Tourmaline's VSCO ass doesn't influence him to be like her. Right now we don't really know what he's gonna be, unlike Tourm. Hopefully not anything VSCO...
Katlady: Your cat just scratched the hell outta me...
Steven: That's Spinel's cat, not mine.
Katlady: sees Cuprid Dang Cup, I didn't know you were a coffee guy.
Steven: groans Spinel's dumbass gave that to him and now he won't let it go cause she put so much sugar in it...
Katlady: Follow my advice and everything will be ok...randomly takes out divorce papers 'Ok, just sign here and I'll forge Spinel's signature here...
Cuprid: throws bottle at Kat, making her drop the papers
Katlady: rubs head OW! What the hell was THAT for?!
Steven: He knows how much of a dumb-fuck you are.
Katlady: Shut the hell up...and you have a dare.
Kat shows the notification on her cracked out phone
Steven: confused What the fuck?
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Katlady: Ew more wild animals....
Steven: We already have an evil cat running around...aw shit.
Katlady: Well, that's your problem, not mine. Sucka! chuckles as Cuprid throws a toy block at her ankles STOP IT!!
Laterr Spinel: YES! I WON THE JACKPOT!
Amethyst: laughs Idiot, you just got $50,000.
Pearl: And this is just Monopoly...
Spinel:...fuck you.
Bismuth: Hey, where's Stee?
Garnet: Kat said he was gonna steal from PETA, but she was most likely talking crap.
Steven: comes back Alright I"m back...
Spinel: looks in amazement Aw! Is that a puppy?!
Steven: Steven.exe has stopped working...
Steven: No, it's a chicken.
Garnet: And you got that because....?
Steven: sighs A dare...
Cobbledick: unfortunately sees the chicken rawr...
Church: BA-KA!!!! starts getting chased by Cobbledick
Katlady: ....starts recording
Steven: It said that after he dies we gotta eat him.
Spinel: Cobbledick! Stop chasing the puppy!
Pearl: confusion So it's a pet but also our dinner??
Katlady: Yeah! His name is Church!
Amethyst: I mean, Spinel you DID say if it wasn't Church's Chicken, you wouldn't be interested.
Spinel: holding Cobbledick Easy there girl...don't kill the puppy....
Bismuth: But it's a-
Steven: sighs Just leave it alone Bismuth...just leave it alone...
