Pearl: Uhm....
Amethyst: Fuck yeah! And Imma go fight in it! takes out whip
Spinel: Really nigga.
Amethyst: I will, watch me!
Spinel: smirks Bet.
Amethyst: Bet!
Steven: Trump is supposed to keep the US from getting into war. But then again he just fucked up Iran's 2nd most powerful general and now we're gonna be blown to fucking peices.
Garnet: sips tea Well we can always go to Homeworld.
Spinel: Fuck yeah, lemme get the twins-
Steven: gets idea Since I'm almost 18 so maybe I should go out and fight for my country!
Spinel: chuckles You're kidding, right?
Steven: raises eyebrow No, Spinel. I'm dead serious.
Spinel:...what about the twins?
Steven: You 3 will be fine.
Spinel: ...And if you die?
Steven:....
Pearl: Oh geez...
Amethyst: Come on Stee, don't!
Garnet: sips tea Spinel isn't gonna do too well if you go.
Spinel: See? Listen to the square mom!
Steven: Is it really a bad idea?
Spinel: that Trumpkin Pumpkin lookin' bitch got the US into this mess, don't worry about it. Besides, they'll probably kill him instead, and I'll be the happiest mom in the world.
Steven: Fine Spinny, I won't go.
Spinel: hugs him tightly Thank chu!
Pearl: America is fucked.
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