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Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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DO NOT READ
Keep calm and sleep on,
RespectingOreos247
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Spinel: 4 or 5? What?
Katlady: Remember what Sapphire said?
Spinel: remembrance Aw Dammit...
Steven: Well, maybe if you actually take your birth control....
Spinel: Oh come on! I just missed a few days!
Steven: You missed a whole month, which resulted in Cuprid and Tourmaline. You can barely take care of them, so to avoid overdoing it I suggest actually taking them.
Katlady:slurps Oreo Milkshake Need some ice Spinel? Cause that was a good burn!
Spinel: Well I love my gemlings but birth control...hell naw.
Katlady: I'll print the divor-
Steven: We aren't getting a divorce, idiot.
Katlady: shrugs All divorces start with an argument. Then fighting...then reasons to want the divorce...
Spinel: Kat I have the sudden urge to kick your ass again.
Katlady: You know you're still gonna have the rest of the kids.
Spinel: Says who?
Katlady: Says the new Ask and Dare that's set to when the the twins are 14 and you have a 9 year old and a 6 year old...
Steven: Wait what?
Katlady: realization u-uh...Answer the questions and forget about what I said for a minute.
Spinel: Well being married is actually awesome, and I like being a mother, despite me being a crackhead mom.
Katlady: oK, did you cry when you gave birth?
Spinel: ...no.
Steven: grins Spinel you know damn well you cried like the biggest baby back bitch in the world.
Spinel: blushes Alright fine, I cried like the hoe I am. Steven was close to doing it though.
Steven:Yeah, you're right. I almost did it. I shed one or two tears, not gonna lie.
Katlady: cough Cried like a pussy cough
Steven:Oh shut up, it's not like you were there.
Katlady:I didn't wanna witness a snake swallowing an antelope whole... except backwards.
Spinel:Well I'm glad me and Steven are married, and have kids I can spoil with it.
Steven: If you spoil them they'll turn into ....points to Kat
Katlady: Don't put that in my head!
Spinel:There's barely room for you in there.
*Baby Cries are heard from they're room*
Steven: Didn't you put them to sleep 15 minutes ago?
Spinel: Yup...
Katlady: Makes me glad I'm never having kids. Have fun!
