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Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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Steven: What the hell kind of Kat Kommunity does Virgin have on her paws? Oh well...this is what happens when I agree to any dare...
Steven goes into the living room, where Spinel and the gems are watching a horror movie and Kat is in the kitchen making a baloney sandwich. He has painted his face to make it look like he's getting corrupted.
Pearl: Hey Steven what are you- AAAHHH!!! sees corruption marks!
Steven: What's going on, am I alright!?
Spinel: No you're not!
Katlady: DON'T WORRY STEVEN I'LL SAVE YOU!! rapidly hits Steven with a frying pan
Steven: Ow! Fuck! Bang Kat! Will you - bang Agh! Bang KAT PUT DOWN THE FUCKING PAN!!!!! bang
Katlady: BUT YOURE POSSESSED!
Steven: Stop with the frying pan shit!
Katlady: Fine...everyone get the exorcism kit.
Pearl: I'll get the straps!
Amethyst: I'll get the ritual book!
Garnet: Steven, can you hear me?!
Steven: Hey let me go! Gets strapped to a random bed Guys this is just so extra!
Katlady: has an exorcist book and cross in her hand It is time to perform the exorcise.
Spinel: ...are you sure this is safe?
Katlady: Yes, Lady Spinel, this exorcism is required. Your boyfriend is possessed by a star demon.
Steven: I'm possessed by a WHAT?!
Garnet: It's alright, this won't hurt a bit.
Steven: What?
They start saying a ritual chant or some shit, and Steven is instantly regretting his life
Katlady: Now...it is time.
Steven: Ugh...
Katlady: pulls out a big ass stake Ready?
Steven: A STAKE?! THAT THING'S BIGGER THAN MY DICK!
Katlady: Make sure you're holding the Bible tight, Spinel.
Spinel: I am...tighter than the Flash's ass...
Katlady: oK! Raises Stake Get out of Steven you horned demon!
Steven: IT WAS A DARE!! I SWEAR! IM NOT POSSESSED!!! LET ME GO YOU SICK FUCKS!!!!!
Amethyst: Wait! Maybe he's telling the truth! Somebody ask him a question only the true Steven would know! Spinel, how bout you?
Spinel: When was the last time I took a birth control pill?
Garnet: Since when were you on the pill?
Spinel: Eheh... let's get back to the question!
Steven: On Halloween!
Pearl: Is he right?
Spinel: Yeah, he is. Let him go Kat.
Katlady: DAMMIT! I wanted to do an exorcism! That means I got this robe for nothing! Undoes the straps You lucky bastard...
Spinel: Yo, what the hell was that?
Steven: I was supposed to fake me corruption...
Spinel slaps the shit out of Steven
Pearl: Seriously! If it weren't for Amethyst Katlady would've killed you!
Katlady: Twirling the stake Yeah, she's not wrong.
Amethyst: Stop listening to those readers, they're gonna get you killed.
Spinel: smirks Yeah I don't want to have to raise a fatherless child.
Steven: shocked Wait you're pregnant?!
Spinel: Truth is, I actually forgot to take my pill Thursday so...
Katlady: It's not Steven!
Spinel: yes ,it is. Chill the fuck out and put that damn stake away! I could be knocked up without that pill so I got us both fucked up.
Steven: ...
Spinel: Steven?
Steven: faints
Spinel: Steven!
Katlady: I can use my sta-
Everyone: glares NO!
Katlady: Fine! Keep the questions and dares coming. Twirls stake Man I wanted to stab somebody though...
