{Completed}
Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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DO NOT READ
Keep calm and sleep on,
RespectingOreos247
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Spinel and Steven are searching for Kat's phone
Spinel: Any luck?
Steven: Throws Katlady's hoodie Nope. That hoe better not have melted that thing.
Spinel: It'll funny as hell if she did though.
Steven: grins True that. If I were Candyass, where would I put my phone?
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Spinel: actually thinking for once Um...I dunno.
Steven: I think she has it in her pocket or something. I want you to sneak behind her and check.
Spinel: Why me?!
Steven: Cause she'll never notice your pale pink ass, so go!
Meanwhile Katlady: eating Oreos And watching a video of Hunie and Earth beating each other's Asses This is so goddamn BEAUTIFUL!
Hunielight: I hate you Earth Chan!
Earth Chan: I HATE YOU MORE!!!
Hunielight; I hate you the most, ATTENTION WHORE!!!!
Katlady: Yo. Wassup Hunie?
Hunielight: Earth hoe is an attention whore.
Katlady: Go fuck her then.
Hunielight: disgusted EW!
Katlady: holds up golden and blue flag Earthlight for life bitch.
Hunielight: You are disgusting!gets random jar of honey Why haven't you updated for the past few days?
Katlady: nervously laughs Well....
Flashback *Katlady comes in from wherever the fuck she was and gets on her phone. WiFi Chan is on the couch texting Verizon Kun or some shit*
Katlady: Hey! WFC ! I wanna reconnect with you, ya know? Just me and you.
WiFi Chan: bruh.
Katlady: what?
WiFi Chan: Nah you good.
Katlady: nigga you need to start working! You can't live here jobless! Please let me connect with you!
WiFi Chan: Nope. *Gets up and leaves*
Katlady: *whines* NOOOOOO! DAMN YOU WIFI CHAN!! I'VE BEEN FAITHFUL TO YOUR HOE ASS ALL THIS TIME! I WAS GIVING YOU ALL MY LOVE AND ATTENTION! WHHHYYY??!!!!!
2 days later *WiFi Chan is tied up to a chair*
WiFi Chan: What the fuck?!
Katlady: *holding a stake* If you don't work and connect with me I'll murder you and your entire family.
WiFi Chan:*gulps* No! Not Verizon Kun!
Katlady: Yes even Version Kun!!
WiFi Chan: FINE I'LL WORK AND CONNECT! FUCK YOU!
Katlady: *grins* That's all I need to know. End
Katlady: That's her own damn fault.
While she was telling the story, Spinel had already stolen her phone and went back to Steven
Steven: Did ya get it?
Spinel: evil grin Hell to the yeah.
Steven: That a girl~
Spinel: Now...let's expose that hoe! Presses power button DAMMIT THIS BITCH HAS A PASSWORD!!!
Steven: Aw shit...
Spinel: I've tried Katlady , Candyass, and even Purrsifone.
Steven: Shit...
Spinel: Well...it's Day 6 and you've been doing great so far~ grins and winks Have enough energy for 2 more rounds and complete the day?
Steven: Well...fuck yeah! Im winning this shit!
A little while later
Pearl: ....I'm scared to go up there.
Amethyst: It's Destroy Dick December, of course. Chuckles
Garnet: watching all this with her future vision
Katlady: searches for her phone What in the Goddamn... those bitches stole my phone!
Amethyst: Got porn on there are something?
Katlady: No! My real name is in that ! Ha, they don't know my password though.
Pearl: What is your real name?
Katlady: slurps Oreo Milkshake I'll give you a hint - It begins with K. I think someone said in the comments Katherine. Nope. Nice try though. Can y'all guess it?
Keep the questions and dares coming! And tell me what you think my name is!
