Katlady: Who?
Steven: Todoroki I think.
Katlady:?
Steven: Icy.
Katlady: realization Oh yeah! Icy ! Yo, wassup my guy?
Todoroki: hiding in the corner Um..hi...
Spinel: I'm so excited to meet you! Brings him over to the others My name is Spinel! What's YOUR name!
Todoroki: Um...
Katlady: Todoroki!
Todoroki: H-hi...
Katlady: Wassup?
Todoroki: ....
Katlady: Nice! Look, we're supposed to be cheering you up or something. So... puts helmet on Todoroki I need you for an experiment!
Todoroki: gulps
2 hours later
Katlady: oK! All buckled up?
Todoroki: tape over his mouth while in a box Mmph!
Katlady: I take that as a yes. Ready Spinel?
Spinel: gets ready to push READY!
Katlady: Push!
Spinel pushes the box down the hill and they watch and Todoroki go down at unexplainable speeds
Spinel: Man, that looks fun.
Katlady: Last time I did that I had to get my stomach pumped.
Spinel: Wait, does he have to-
CRASH!!!!!!!
Katlady: sudden realization Oh fuck I forgot about the ditch down there...
Spinel: Uh oh...
Todoroki: Mmph mm mph!!!
Katlady: yelling from the top of the hill ARE YOU DEAD?
Todoroki: whines in pain Mmm...
Katlady: I think that sucka's dead.
Spinel: Should we get a hospital?
Katlady: Meh, he'll be fine. Wanna go watch Captain Marvel?
Spinel: Sure!
Later
Ring! Ring!
Steven: picks up phone Yo, wassup?
Dr.: This is Dr Waxed Testices.
Steven: Waxed Testices? Look, I don't need a testicle wax, aight?
Waxed Testices: Nonono! I called for a Mr. Todoroki? He's sustained major injuries and won't be able to walk for a week.
Steven: Who?
Waxed Testices: He said something about a Miss Katlady Klawson?
Steven: deadpan That dumbass mother- ... What happened?
Waxed Testices: She pushed him down a hill and he landed badly.
Steven: Don't worry, I have something for her bitchass
Waxed Testices: A'ight. Later.
Hangs up
Steven; Katlady is one stupid ass mother fucker...
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