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Katlady: sighs and sips oreo milkshake Oh boy...

Spinel: Yo,the hell's wrong with you?

Katlady: I just feel ugly today....

Spinel: Today? You were ugly everyday. You were ugly yesterday, the day before, last week, last month- you were always ugly.

Katlady: Bruh.

Spinel: starts chanting I'm talking U-G-L-Y you don't have an alliby! You're ugly!

Katlady: Not gonna lie, that was some dope ass rhyming, Dr. Seuss.

Spinel: Who the hell is that?

Katlady: offended How dare you...He is THE OG of children's books!

Spinel: sarcasm Is that what you do in your free time...?

Katlady: ...maybe. Hey, they're great for Tourmaline and Cuprid. Maybe you should read some to them sometime.

Spinel: Does it look like I'm a reader to you?

Amethyst: Spinel come here!

Spinel: Huh?? runs to Amethyst  What happened!?

Steven: Tourmaline said her first word....

Spinel: Legite?! Come on you mute fucker, say it!

Katlady: Come on come on!

Tourmaline: stutters F-f....

Spinel: Well??

Tourmaline: Fuck!

Steven: glares at Spinel Spinel...

Spinel: Aw shit.

Tourmaline: giggles Shit!

Katlady: Bwahahaha!!! wheezes

Amethyst: laughs Dang Spins! Haha!

Tourmaline: Fuck! Shit!

Spinel: nervous  Sh! Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch!!!!

Tourmaline: Bitch!

Spinel: It couldn't possibly get any worse...

Tourmaline: Sksksk! Anna oop!

Spinel: ....faints

Steven: Welp, isn't this a perfect family...

Tourmaline: pulls out scrunchie and hydroflask, then giggles Save da toy tels!

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