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Spinel: Church? I guess I could use some chicken.
Steven: Not Church's Chicken, Spinny. They mean like an ACTUAL church. With the Bible, and God, and baptizing.
Katlady: mutters Spinel needs baptizing more than anything.
Spinel: I heard that, faggot! hits Kat with the whip And unless it's some person's funeral or Church's Chicken then fuck this shit.
Steven: See? You really need to go to church. Besides, we can get the twins baptized while we're there.
Spinel: How bout you just leave them in the water and go, they'll be the holiest kids in the world cause they'll forever be in holy water.
Steven: facepalms No...they'll fucking drown...!
Spinel: shrugs So?
Katlady: whispers D I V O R C E.....
Steven: sighs We're going to the holiest of Church's, 99% of the reason is you. Wether you like it or not, you're going. And in case you haven''t noticed, being a bitch is annoying af.
Spinel: Nope, I'm good.
Steven: Ok...ok...
meanwhile
Spinel: screaming Put me down you son of a bitch!!!!!
Katlady: HALLEJUH!!!
Pastor: We have a feisty one, don't we?
Spinel: This is rape! kicks the pastor I don't wanna be here!
Pastor: Would you like for me to perform an exorcism, Mr. Universe?
Steven: trying to hold Spinel down Please...fucking...do....
Garnet: Come on, Spinel. The faster we get this down the better.
Spinel: OVER mY STONE COLD BODY!
Peridot: There really is no intelligent life here...
Pastor: Mrs. Universe! Please calm down! Baptizm isn't going to take too long, just a few seconds and you'll be clean of your sins!
Spinel: Fuck that bullshit!
Steven: Spinel if gems even go to heaven and hell, you're 100% going to Hell.
Katlady: Trust me, Satan has a special place in Hell for her.
Spinel: Yeah, the throne.
Lapis: Stop kicking!
Spinel: Lemme alone!
Katlady: about to laugh her ass off You say you're gonna earn the throne...you're most likely gonna overthrow God himself.
Spinel: rolls eyes Sure, Ms. President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Steven: We're gonna do this one way or another-
Bismuth: dumps a bucket of holy water on Spinel Finally!
Spinel: ...Bitch...
Steven: sighs in relief See Spinel. Don't you feel better?
Spinel suddenly disappeared!
Lapis: confused Huh? Where did she go?
Katlady: sniffs air Is it just me or does this place smell like barbeque chicken?
Tourmaline: covers her nose
Pearl: It does smell kinda funny...Pastor, are you cooking something?
Pastor: shakes head No ma'am.
Pastor's Wife: Briggan! The kitchen is on fire!!!!
Pastor: WHAT!??
Pastor's Wife: It's spreading! And the water isn't helping!
Pastor: Everybody evacuate!!!
All the members of the church run out as the fire spreads throughout the church, setting it into flames
Peridot: ....
Amethyst:....
Garnet: ....
Steven: ...Have any one of you seen Spinel?
Lapis: Wait, wasn't she in the church somewhere?
Katlady: holding a burned cross I think so.
Spinny pops up behind them, a mischeivous smirk on her face
Spinel: That was a mighty good service, don't ya think?
Steven: pissed Spinel did you set the church on fire...?
Spinel: Maybe~
She takes the Bible from the Pastor's hands and throws it into the flamed church
Spinel: takes out random cigar Halle-fucking-lujah...!
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