{Completed}
Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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DO NOT READ
Keep calm and sleep on,
RespectingOreos247
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Steven: Oh hell naw. Tourmaline's already turning into a VSCO girl. I damn sure don't wanna turn into her.
Spinel: Speaking of that, the twins are a month old now! smiles Time flies faster than a crackhead.
Katlady: I'm surprised you even remembered that, since your memory sucks ass.
*slap!*
Katlady: in pain WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Spinel: holds whip You're still my slave, faggot. And never take my memory in vain or I'll fucking kill you.
Katlady: bitch...
*slap!*
Katlady: OW!!
Spinel: anyway...you're gonna have to do the dare, hon. Rules are rules.
Steven: groans The rules suck big old man wrinkly balls...
meanwhile Spinel: comes in with a mischeivous grin Hey everyone, guess what?
Pearl: Please tell me you finally got kicked out of the White House...
Spinel: Huh? Nope. And I'm still waiting for their approval of the "special" tape I sent them of me and dollface. But anyway, here's the new-and improved- Steven!
Steven enters wearing Nike shorts and white vans.
steven: I feel so damn stupid.
Katlady: You look stupid, haha!
Spinel: gets whip ready
Katlady:...
Amethyst: What the hell happened to YOU?!?
Steven: I gotta be a vsco boy, whatever that is... groans Hopefully Cuprid doesn't turn into this...
Katlady: Nah, he's the child with the bad puns and pranks everyone in the other book.
Spinel and Steven: What other book?!?
Katlady: Um...Steven I may need you to fix the 4th wall...hehe. chuckles nervously Anyway-
