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Peridot: Nah, shell be good. The kid will have ¾ gem DNA, and since they both hold the gem blood, it'll be enough to develop and create a whole new gem.
Katlady: Is she pregnant though?
Steven: I don't know, she's been feeling queasy today and has been resting all day.
Peridot: Try buying a pregnancy test for her.
Steven: Nah, if she's actually PREGO I'd rather know a long time after.
Garnet: Don't worry, she's not pregnant... (murmurs and grins) yet...
Peridot: What was that past part?
Garnet: Nothing.
Spinel*yawns* OK, I'm feeling a bit better.
Katlady: Did you know people are thinking you're pregnant in the comments?
Spinel: legit?
Katlady: Yep! Hey , Garnet?
Garnet: Hm?
Katlady: How many kids will they have?
Garnet:... more than 3, that's all I'm gonna say.
Peridot: chokes Excuse me?
Steven: She's just joking, Peridot.
Katlady: Really nigga.
Steven: She's been joking around since day 1, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Garnet: Riiigghht....
Spinel: Why was I feeling sick earlier, though?
Garnet: After sex queasiness.
Peridot: Are just gonna ignore the fact Garnet said-
Katlady: Steven thinks she's joking, but she can predict the future, right?
Steven: She's been proven wrong before.
Spinel: She has? I guess she is joking.
Katlady: Yeah, totally Steven and Spinel. Those 3+ kids are just a joke.