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Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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Spinel: Good question. And I currently have no answer to that.
Steven: Thank your lucky stars you aren't pregnant.
Spinel: If I WAS pregnant I wouldn't be disappointed. I'd wanna know what kind of gem we could create!
Steven: You might not know this, Spinel , but being pregnant isn't all its Cracked up to be.
Spinel: huh?
Steven: Well, I can't say I know EXACTLY how painful it is...but you'll have a lot of weight to carry, you can't be as active, and giving birth is actually the most painful from what ive heard.
Spinel: Ouch...that's gotta hoit... but it's all worth it in the end, right?
Katlady: DON'T FORGET THE MISCARRIAGES!!!
Spinel: M-miscarriages...?
Steven: KATLADY DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!!
Spinel: ...so...if I get pregnant I have to worry about it dying?
Steven (sighs) Katlady is just talking shit. You don't have worry about anything as long as you're not pregnant, which isn't happening anytime soon.
Garnet: Are you sure about that?
Steven: Garnet, you're teasing is gonna be the death of me...
