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Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
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DO NOT READ
Keep calm and sleep on,
RespectingOreos247
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Katlady: slurps Oreo Milkshake
Spinel: comes in with a Santa hat,a Mrs. Claus Outfit and box of decorations Dashin' through these hoes in a one horse open sleigh~
Steven:hacking Kats phone You really are a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.
Spinel: chuckles Well, Christmas is in 7 days, and besides. Haven't I always been one?
Katlady: CHRISTMAS!!!!
Steven: Spinel what's the steak and coffee for?
Spinel: Santa gets tired of eating cookies. Hell, he needs some meat and caffeine. Plus I'm hiding it from Food Jesus over there.
Katlady: Put some Oreos in that coffee and we'll talk.sees Steven hacking her phone Wait....
Steven: I GOT THE PASSWORD!!!
Katlady: If you expose me I'll expose the gifts you and Spinel are gonna give each other.
Spinel: ...Uh....I'd rather Surprise Steven...
Steven: How about we make a deal. The readers decide what they want exposed. My gift, Spinel's gift, or your name.
Katlady: They're gonna say my name, I already know it. Ive raised the Kat Kommunity that way...
Spinel: I actually wanna know Steven's present. I hope he won an actual lottery .
Katlady: You can't lose what you don't play.
Words of Wisdom You can't lose what you don't play. - Katlady Klawson
Katlady: Readers, tell your friends that Swag Kat gave you that advice. Winks
Steven: The smartest thing you've said throughout this book.
Spinel: The only smart thing.
Katlady: realization HEY!
Spinel: smirks That's a fact .
Katlady: Hey, at least I have family.
Spinel: If you mean your mom, sure.
Katlady: Why not my Dad?
Spinel: chuckles He's recovering of how good I fucked him last night.
Steven: pretends he didn't hear that
Katlady: Must you make Dad jokes when Christmas is around the corner.
Spinel: What can I say? I have daymares, I have nightmares, I have your Dadares.
Katlady: You bitch of a son...
Keep the questions and dares coming!
Oh here's a story about what I did Last Christmas
So, a few minutes before 11 pm on Christmas Eve I made Santa a cup of coffee and put a cheeseburger on a plate for him. I even made a sign on it For Santa.
I went to bed hoping Santa would enjoy the coffee and big Mac, and was thinking he'd give me a firecracker suit and money in a tutu in return.
When I woke up on Christmas Day there were presents under the tree but he didn't eat the meal I left for him. I DIDN'T GET MY FIRECRACKER SUIT OR MONKEY IN A TUTU!!!!
And yes, I believe In Santa, whatcha gone do About it😎
Also, take guesses of Steven and Spinel's gifts for Christmas!
I know Spinel's roasting the hell out of me, but that's the fun am I right? 😋
