{Completed}
Warning: Includes mature things and fucked up stuff
Any comments I don't like or any negative ones will be deleted
Or I might delete the comment for other reasons, no hard feelings
DO NOT READ
Keep calm and sleep on,
RespectingOreos247
S...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Spinel: Seems easy enough. They better give me some cookies or something.
Meanwhile CGs, Steven, Kat, Lapis and Peridot are finishing the autistic game of Family Feud Kat stupidly started
Lapis: Name a Christmas or wedding gift that every woman expects a man to give her. Top 10.
Buzz!
Lapis: Yes? Katlady?
Katlady: TRIANGLE!
Peridot: confused Why would a woman want a triangle?
Pearl: Kat is just...messed up in the head.
Katlady: slurps Oreo Milkshake So? Did I get it right?
Lapis: Not even close.
Suddenly Spinel, dressed in a Santa costume with a bandana over her mouth and holding two guns, runs in the room and shoots random bullets
Spinel: HOHOHO MOTHA FUCKAS!
Pearl: DEAR GOD!! takes out spear
Garnet: Pearl.
Spinel: HAHAHA! Santa Claus is coming- coming to town? No...coming to kill you! Continues to run around avoiding Pearl and shooting bullets everywhere
Steven: facepalms Oh god damn you Spinel...
Amethyst: Wait, that's Spinel?
Steven: Of course. She's the only one bitchy enough to do this for her own sick enjoyment.
Katlady: laughing her ass off BIRD MOM!
Steven; Spinel stop shooting every damn thing!
Spinel: oK Sqwaking Crow lady! Bad Santa only came because Mr. Homeless didn't wanna wake up! And Bad Santa uh...got bored after he blew up the Big Donut and robbed it! SO STOP SWINGING THAT SPEAR!!
Garnet; Calm down Pearl, it's just Spinel dressed up as a black Santa.
Pearl: about to slice Spinny in half For the love of God! Don't scare me like that!
Spinel: Uh, Bad Santa has to check on Mr. Homeless! Bad Santa will ne back for his beer and cookies later! Merry Christmas you sons of bitches! Shoots one more bullet before running out the door
Steven: Thank God..
Spinel: Also, I heard the questions earlier and I'd say a car, money, a wedding ring, engagement ring, diamonds jewelry, expensive dinner, trip to Vegas, cocktails, gold and candy. Later! Actually leaves
Lapis: Wow, she got all the answers right.
Everyone looks at Steven
Steven: ..I'm crying on the inside.
Peridot: chuckles Oh you poor clod. I'm praying for you.
Steven: To be honest I think Spinel needs it more that I do
Outside Spinel is scaring the hell out of poor children and adults
Lapis: grins. I hope you have fun getting all those gifts She was talking about.
Steven:...
Keep the questions and dares coming! And I wonder how many of those answers he can get for Spinel. XD
Y'all took some good guesses with the gifts, but the actual gifts will be surprising!
