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Spinel: GREAT! enthusiastic I get to be a slave owner AND the president! Let's get it!!!

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Spinel: GREAT! enthusiastic I get to be a slave owner AND the president! Let's get it!!!

Pearl: livid You have to run for office.

Spinel: Hold up one minute....

Meanwhile on the news-
Reporter: News just in! The president has been kicked out of office!

Female reporter: Oh? And mind giving us the details?

Reporter: According to the Senate, a crazy slinky has kicked Trump out of office for 5 chapters, whatever that means. Could this be an upgrade to our econony? Or could this be a downfall for America? Stay tuned to find out.

Katlady: That crazyass bitch actually did it.

Pearl: shakes head We're gonna be in some big trouble...

Steven: I hope not. Maybe she'll just lower taxes or burn the Amazon rainforest even more.

Spinel comes in with a whip and is dressed as a nazi

Spinel :HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS! Let's make America great again!

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Spinel :HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS! Let's make America great again!

Peridot: No offense but...ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?!

Spinel: Hell to yeah bitch. hits Kat with whip

Katlady: OW! What the hell?!?

Spinel: You. Slave. I got a job for ya.

Katllady: What???

Spinel: smirks I want you to make sure Cobbledick gets her bath tonight.

Katlady: shudders Aw shit! But she scratches me when I do that! She never does that with you, Steven, or the twins!

Spinel: You have no choice, slave. Unless you wanna serve as a scratching post and THEN give her a bath...I'm sure you'd love that, won't ya Cobble?

Cobbledick: grins evily and purrs

Steven: Don't you think you're taking this a bit too far?

Spinel: Well I'm the President after all and she's my slave so...no. smiles I think as my first move as president is too kill someone who has wronged both me and my beloved before.

later
Kevin: OW!! Stop it you pink freak!! getting his ass beat

Spinel: giving repeated punches This is for slapping my ass..!
*punch!*

Spinel: This is for fucking Steven up!

*punch!*

Spinel: And this is because you're an asshole!

Spinel punches and kicks his crotch!

Kevin: ..o-ow....passes out

Spinel: I feel so fucking great! Yo, are you dead?

Kevin: ...

Spinel: Well, just in case you are, I''m fenna get the hell outta here. Bye. Have a good day. leaves

Peridot: Well...

Garnet: You could be arrested for assault.

Spinel: They can't arrest my ass. And besides...grabs Stevens hand and drags him away I'd like to talk some 'business' with my dollface here...ain't that right, Stevie?

Steven: catching on Hm? Oh, yeah!

Katlady: Pff. Yeah. Business. OW!

Cobbledick starts using Kat as a scratching post! (trust me, I know how that feels....rip...)

Amethyst: I feel bad for you, having to deal with Cobbledick.

Katlady: whines I hate my life...and this fucking hurts!

an hour later
Spinel: hair's a mess Guys I just sent a tape to the White house.

Garnet: about what?

Pearl: holding the twins And what was all the yelling and screaming for up there?

Spinel: smirks Exactly what's on that tape.

Amethyst: Oh shit! starts laughing uncontrollably

Katlady: Welp, The White House is really about to become white now.

Spinel: I made copies, if a wanna watch.

Peridot: America just went to Hell.

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