mother ugh

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my mom just really gets on my nerves ya know??????

yeah i love her but sometimes shes just uGH

like for example if shes in a bad mood shes gonna blame everything on u

look woman i have no idea why the fucking dogs are barking so loud and nO I CANNOT MAKE THEM STOP JESUS CHRIST

does she really expect me to have super powers and do everything

and earlier she was like scolding me for leaving her other phone in her office

she said why didnt i remind her to get it

lol nigga ur the one at the office im just here at home with my wifi

aND SHE KEEPS ON ASKING FOR THINGS AND EXPECTS ME TO DO IT IN LIKE WHAT 0.009393935 MILLISECONDS

DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

pls the fucking remote is like inches away from you why dont u get it

and pls u just came back from the kitchen dont fucking ask for a fucking glass of water

just a daily reminder that i'm your daughter okay not ur maid u nigga

but then theres the good side where she buys me clothes and food so yay

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