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why do some people have the need to tell everything what's happened in their life to you

i dont mean to like make them shut up or anything but it just makes me wonder

from the simplest detail like i just had breakfast or something like ok what am i gonna do with that piece of information

am i supposed to say "how was it" or something

but what gets to me the most is when they seem to rub it in your face

for example

"OH MY GOD IM GOING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND TO WATCH THE BIBLE SERIES1!!!!11!!1"

ok cool

i hope he holds you close when judas hangs himself

real romantic i swear

but ok lets make it more realistic shall we

"IM GOING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND TO WATCH TFIOS AND HE TOLD ME WE WOULD CUDDLE OH MY GOD!!111!!!!1!"

friendly reminder 

i dont really see the point in you telling me that he said you two would cuddle or watch tfios

mainly because im not there and NEVER WILL BE

but really idk why they cant just keep this to themselves

you dont have to say how you got to kiss or like idk how you got the "d"

are you even sure you had sex or not

or if he has a dick

ok im out 

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