nail salons - the thing

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okay so like I've only been to like three nail salons my whole life and theres a reason why okay okay here we go

There I am sitting in this nicely painted nail salon and their couches are comfy af and there are these pretty little ladies working on my nails

And then they do the thing

they start whispering and talking to each other in a different language and they start giggling and I was like wait a minute hold ur cuticle devices m8

And I'm like no

non

neiN

nO

like hey hello hi yes are u talking about how shit my nails are bc yes pls don't talk about how shit my nails are and don't giggle like that pls u are making me feel insecure about my cuticles and nail beds pls thnx

like to all those people out there who have really nice nails you don't relate but I am the one in the group with shit nails out of my friends bec I play instruments oKAY SUE ME

but if u go on and make my toenails pretty pls don't laugh bec by the look in ur eyes I know u are trying not to cringe at me well I TRY BERRY HARD ON TRYING TO MAKE MY CUTICLES "CUTE-TICLES" OKAY RIP

and this is the reason why poor little kodi gets v uncomfortable when I enter nail salons bec I am out in a place where I don't belong like??? I just feel so out of place and my mum's like "yAH NAIL S yAH!!@@" and I'm like

The thing

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