british accents

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hi abbi here

so since i'm the only brit in this cult thing we have goin on i suppose i should write this rant on behalf of british people everywhere ((THAT INCLUDES THE SCOTS WELSH AND IRISH OK THEYRE PART OF THE UK TOO ITS NOT JUST ENGLAND))

so

when people from different countries say that they want a british accent, it fucks us all off

because which one are you even talking about

there are like 5 different accents in each county, and like almost 50 counties in england alone

THATS 250 DIFFERENT ACCENTS

NOT EVEN INCLUDING SCOTLAND WALES NORTHERN IRELAND OR THE CORNISH

LIKE SOME PARTS OF THE UK HAVE DIFFERENT //LANGUAGES// NEVERMIND JUST ACCENTS

so ok when people say they want a british accent i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that you're all talking about either the london accent or harry styles' accent, which is cheshire

BUT THE TRUTH IS HARDLY ANYBODY SPEAKS LIKE THAT OKAY

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE

seriously i laugh at the girls who say they want a british accent because if they woke up with a strong yorkshire accent they'd cry for years

like honestly if you don't think the accents are that different, watch the video on the side --->

fyi the second one he does is actually what most teenage boys here talk like

i'm not even exaggerating

so yeah if you're talking to someone from the uk don't say that you want a british accent because they'll probs get annoyed with you

i know i would

a side note: most of my rants are probably going to be about things in england because i feel like nobody outside of the uk actually even knows what it's like here?????

ok bye

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