welcome to the typical american gym class in which sweaty boys who think they're athletic sprint their little hearts out during the warm up jog
no but seriously you dont even understand how much i hate gym class
especially with these bOYS EVERYWHERE WHO THINK THEYRE LIKE THE SHIT WHEN THEY REALLY SCREW EVERYTHING UP
for example take a game of kickball
see we play kickball in gym, and if you dont know what that is then its like baseball except you kick the ball instead of hitting it ((who would've known))
so take idiot #1 and he is the pitcher
he pitches the ball at a speed of 70 miles per hour just to show everyone that he actually has the strength to
anyway the kicker kicks the ball
and enter idiot #2
you see idiot #2 is standing somewhere in the damn outfield and runs literally from one side of africa to the other to catch this ball before it touches the ground
then of course he drops the ball and it rolls like across the ocean to australia or something
or you have idiot #3
where the ball literally rolls right to them and they choose to stare at it roll by their feet while the rest of the gym screams at them to do something
dO SOMETHING
it's not that hard to pick up a ball and throw it my friend
unless you have no arms or you throw like 50 cent ((watch the video and it'll all make sense))
and there you have it
idiots everywhere
adios my friends
and if you're one of these idiots then reevaluate your life thank you
