fake fans

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don't fucking get me started with fake fans ugh

okay so the other day i was scrolling through facebook then i see the popular girls at our school posting fetus pics of 5sos. fetus, okay??!?!?!!?!? with the caption "omg look at my cute husbands"

like no nO ABSOLUTELY NO

if ur gonna fangirl over them at least have the decency to post a recent pic of them but if not then u can kiss my ass oops soz not soz

then theres these fans who only like one member

dude thats fucking biased get ur shit together

and you know what really gets on my nerves????

is the fact that these fake fans are mostly rich

like bro i dont need ur rich golden ass here fangirling how u got tickets to their concert and shit

nope nah no dont need that

look at all the fucks i've given nigga

and they get to buy like band merch, get vip tickets and meet and greet passes

nO PLS LIKE U DONT DESERVE IT U LIL SHIT STOP ACTING LIKE U REALLY LIKE THEM

then there are the real fans who write fanfics and vote for them and stuff and dedicate their lives to them

pls jesus use ur magical powers to bless us all

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