sex

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holla guys it’s ella

and she’s writing her first rant thingie-ma-bob

sup sup

ok so this is all about sex and boys and growing up and puberty and luke hemmings

most of you know (I think) that I’m 18 already

(yeS OMG IM OLDER THAN MY BAE LUKE WHICH IS KINDA SAD BUT KINDA COOL IDEK???)

which means that I’ve done stuff with boys and I know shit about them so I don’t mind when the other girls in the cult (ily guys ok) ask like open advice about sex bc it makes me feel like the big sister of the group

#ellaisthebigsister

#graceandamandaareourgaymoms

lmfao no

but what does irritate me is when people ask if im a virgin and I say no and they’re all like omfg what a fucking slut

um f u ok

and it’s the same in fanfics like when the girl is more experienced and readers call her a slut or they say the writer has mental problems for writing smut??

um idk ‘bout u but smut is like the best fucking thing ever ok

but some people actually hate sex and smut and kissing and all that jazz

like me sometimes I still feel uncomfortable writing those scenes even though I’ve had my go on the joystick (wow that reference sucks plz forgive me)

ok so idk where I’m going with all of this I just know the girls were crapping me out for not posting a rant yet and this is what came to my head (excuse the dirty humor luke hemmings got me all flustered) first

oKAY YAY THIS SUCKS BUT OH WELL

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